Author's Note: Most characters are OOC and its all my fault for staying away from cartoons, why school why you do this to meh!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to DC and WB...I think, but the plot is completely mine.
[Within a deep cave in a dense jungle somewhere]
"Woah! What the hell?!" Kid Flash lifted the black cloth which revealed a small child, no a toddler of about 3 years old sleeping soundly. "Is that who I think it is?!", Robin appeared beside him " This is so not asterous" he sighed. "Batman's gonna kill us?" Kid Flash turned a bit pale, the part of his face below his mask. "No, he's gonna give us candy, Yes he's gonna kill us!", "Robin, shush!" Miss Martian had her hands on her hips and tried her best "sort-of bat glare" on the boys, didn't work. A "ding" went in Robins head " Since you're the leader, you get to tell Batman!" smirked the little troll as he pointed towards Aqualad, he sighed and gave in to the fact that he had to face Batman with a report of their failure on a mission …again. "We must stay calm and leave this place immediately, if the perpetrator is still here we may not be able to tell Batman anything" They nodded and proceeded to help the still unconscious Artemis and slightly dazed Zatana. "errr… where's Rocket?" Kid Flash left the baby in Miss M's arms and zipped around the area searching for Rocket. "Up here guys! The bad guy left, he's injured from the blast, we might still be able to catch him!", "No, we must head back to Mount Justice, treat the injured and report to Batman". They left the "used to be" bad guy's lair and headed towards Mount Justice using the bioship.
"Wahhhh!" the baby woke and started wailing non-stop. Trying to calm him down was difficult…trying to not get hit by a baby with super strength was harder. "Ouch! Stop that!" The baby flailed his little limbs trying to get free and hit Kid Flash with all his might, "Here, look its Black Canary" Miss Martian morphed into Black Canary, since she was den mother and partially his mentor, he might calm down…nope. "Gahh!" head smacked into the wall of the bioship and fainted, Kid Flash down. Rocket dove out of the way in time and went over to check on Kid Flash. Robin was researching on all ways to pacify a baby, trying everything he found with Aqualad . "Note to self, Super baby needs person with super strength to prevent casualties" Robin tried funny faces, didn't work either. "Maybe he's hungry?" Miss Martian chipped in and tried not to lose altitude while multi-tasking to look at the baby and thinking of ways to stop his crying. It was getting hard to control the bioship with all the noise and mental emotions coming from him, it conveyed his sadness and anger which distracted her from flying the bioship.
"Batman! Help, he won't stop crying!" They all, only the conscious ones, rushed out of the bioship towards Batman who was perplexed then understood when he saw the infant. "Is this…" they nodded their heads and confirmed that this little "bundle of joy" was indeed Superboy. They told Batman all the things they tried to calm him down, even the diaper check which lucky for them was untrue. Batman pressed his communicator "Get to Mount Justice, Now!", he turned to the team and scooped the baby out of Aqualad's arms and swiftly headed towards the transporters. Rocket and Miss Martian helped their unconscious team mates and a dizzy Zatana to the med bay while Robin and Aqualad followed Batman in.
[At a random, undisclosed summer house on a certain business man's island]
"You did what?!" Luthor yelled at Sportsmaster, "Take it easy, anyways it's not according to plan but at least its close enough". "No, it's not close enough you dumbass! You were supposed to aim for Robin!" exasperated he sat down on the leather sofa opposite Sportsmaster. "He's Superman's apprentice right? No problem", "Problem?! The problem is just that! Superboy is not Superman's apprentice nor does he want him to be." he put his whiskey glass down "moreover he is invulnerable, how can he just disappear like that?!". Sportsmaster shrugged "how am I supposed to know, this thing came from a Mr.T, he showed me it vaporising an entire ship to dust in front of me", "Well then, do you know where he is now?", "err…he's not picking up his calls no more, says the cops are on to him".
"Whatever, just make sure you get him the next time, they should be on high alert now so you better lay low till it tides over", "Sure, pay me and I'll leave" a finger snap from Luthor and Mercy comes over with a brief case, opens it up and reveals green but only half of the case is filled with it. "Hey! We had a deal!", "The deal was to vaporize Robin, you failed and won't get the full payment till you have done your job right". Sportsmaster angrily gets up, grabs the brief case and heads down towards his helicopter.
Luthor rubs his temples to relieve the "anger" migraines and turns his chair towards the TV, Mercy closes all the blinds and dims the lights. The TV projects out transparent holographic screens in front of him, showing many dark silhouettes of familiar figures.
Will be continued...
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