HELLOOOOOO PEOPLES!!! AND PERSONS!!!! For those of you who have read my in-progress story, Two halfs and a Quarter, I have decided to do a hilarious rendition of my SUPER AWESOME DISCLAIMER ADVENTURES!!!!!! So here they are!!!! TADAAAA!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: me- Twilight…Newmoon… we cannot be together anymore.
Them- WHAT?!!
Me- I lied to you…
Them- GASP!!!
Me- I'm not your real author…
Them- DOUBLE GASP!!
They cry and run out of my reach, right into the hands of Stephenie Meyer.
Stephenie Meyer- laughs evilly and walks away.
Me (yelling after them) - Twilight, Newmoon, FORGIVE ME!!!!!
A/n: Yeah, I was having (another) random moment there and Stephenie Meyer is not evil! Without her, we wouldn't even have these wonderful books and my awesome story.
-ANOTHER GASP!!!-
Oh and by the way, the first couple of chapters will be VEEEERRRRRRRYYY short. TTYL!!!