HEY! Just to let you know I love POTC and I wrote this story in a moment of madness! R+R please! Enjoy!
Jack: Are we headed for Tortuga?
Gibbs: That we be Captain!
Jack: Is that a yes?
Gibbs: Aye!
Jack: Good
Gibbs: Sir, now no need to cause alarm, but our supply of rum is almost dry!
Jack: WHAT?!
Gibbs: You know…the rum…it's almost gone!
Jack: We better get to port then!
Gibbs: RIGHT YOU LAZY SLOBS! GET TO WORK OR THEY'LL BE NO RUM!
Jack: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Gibbs: Do you want the rum to run out?
Jack: NO - no! Carry on!
A hard day of sailing later and the Black Pearl docks in Tortuga. Whilst the rest of the crew stock up on supplies (rum) Jack heads for a bar.
Jack: Places a coin on the bar. A bottle of rum an' be quick about it!
Barmaid: Starts to laugh. Rum? Sorry Sir, but we don't sell rum here!
Jack: Nearly has a heart attack. What are you talking about?
Barmaid: Haven't you heard?
Jack: Evidentially not.
Barmaid: Some woman, a think her name was Elizabeth Swan, ordered all the rum to be burnt!
Jack: And…?
Barmaid: There is no rum left in the world!
Jack: W…wh…what?! N…n-no rum?
Barmaid: NO rum!
Jack: I knew our relation ship wouldn't work!
Barmaid: What?
Jack: Elizabeth and I, we were in love! But I knew she wasn't the one for me!
Barmaid: JACK! Wake up!
Jack: Looks confused. But I am awake!
Gibbs: JACK!
Jack: Wakes up to find Gibbs and Will standing in front of him. WAH! What's wrong?
Gibbs: There's been a tragedy.
Jack: And? What is it?
Will: It's Elizabeth!
Jack: What about 'er? Is she dead? …What's that smell?
Will: That's the tragedy!
Jack: It smells like…burning RUM!
Will: It is!
Jack: Jumps from his hammock and runs on deck to find a large fire. NOOOOOOOOOO! What are you doing?!
Elizabeth: Burning the rum!
I would kill Elizabeth if she touched the rum! Never mind burnt it! Please Review!