This is a request from Marvelgirl14. Castle Crashers do not belong to me.

"It was upon that fateful day, after the harsh, cruel battles we had faced, the revolting and slightly weird monsters, the treacherous food; I had, along with my friends, saved her. Her smile made my stone heart flutter, and the kiss I received made my face re-"

"GOD DAMMIT PINK ARE YOU TELLING THAT LIE AGAIN?! THAT DAY NEVER HAPPENED!"

"… Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

The head of the Castle Crashers, Green, walked out of the shop to see his friends Blue and orange snickering, and Red just full blown laughing.

"It sounds just like you!"

"No Red, it doesn't."

Green tried to ignore Red and just packed his satchel.

"If only this war wou-"

"PINK."

"Fineeeeeeee."

…..

"So, which princess do you like Blue?"

"Pink, don't even start a conversation like that."

"Oh relax Green, I happen to think that they are all nice, I'm not gonna choose."

"I bet Blue likes the purple-haired one."

"Really Red!?"

As they argued, Green couldn't help but imagine, her.

The way her eyes gleam in the light, the way that dress snugly fits her delicate form… That damn smile…. Why do I feel like th-

"NO SIR RABIES! BAD!"

Green groaned and turned his head. Sir Rabies was attacking Red again…. Meh.

"Hey Green, you okay?"

"Is this about what I think it is?"

"…. I think."

"Look Orange, I don't have time to address this issue."

"Hey at least you have a princess!"

"What are you talking about? There's an orange princess."

"And she's already dating Pink."

Green's jaw dropped.

"Turns out he's really popular with women. I guess he's better at you in one thing."

"I CANNOT BE BEATEN IN ANYTHING! I'LL SHOW YOU!"

Green then grabbed his sword and stomped off.

"… Orange, what did you do?"

"I don't know Blue."

Meanwhile, Pink found a sandwich…

….

"Congrats bud!"

"Wow, you're lucky aren't ya!"

"Why couldn't I get one?!"

"Thank you everybody!"

At the moment, there was a group of people sitting at a table with a huge feast, a proud groom….

And an unhappy bride.

"As you know, in about an hour, I shall be officially married to my lovely finance…"

She ignored.

"So as we wait, let us enjoy this wonderful feas-"

A large sound was heard from another room.

"What the?! Someone go check that, and lock the door behind you."

…

"Hey you! What're doin' he- RAAAAAAGH!"

"Shut up."

Green cut the guard's head off, and proceeded.

…..

"This ham is excellent!"

"Who brought the Unidentifiable Fish Organs?! I love those!"

"Has our ninja pearate friend arrived yet?"

"You might wanna fix that translator of yours Alio

…..

"WHAT THE FU-WAAAAAGH!"

"PINK CALM DOWN!"

"LET GO OF MY FACE JACKASS!"

"WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?"

…..

"Hey little man, where's you invit-"

"Move."

…..

The sounds of a spoon hitting a glass was heard.

"My friends, it's time for the wedding!"

And now a wham was heard on the door.

"… Let us go quickly."

….

Green finally reached the door. He took a deep breath, and grabbed the handle. He then turned it….

"God dammit…. Wait a minute…."

Green stood quiet for a minute, and heard a far away sound, it sounded like… Creepy deep baby laughter….

"SON OF A BITCH!"

Green ran for the nearest means of cover he could find. As soon as he did, the wall broke.

"LET GO OF MY DAMN FAC- FUCK WAS THAT A ROCK!?"

"HOLD ON TIGHTER ORANGE!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?"

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Green hid, and another crash was heard, this time it was the door.

"Shit who gave Pink a sandwich?! *Sigh* At least the door's. 'open'."

And with that, he walked in.