I dreamed in moments gone by

That Vader fell into my bedroom

I threw salted peanuts in his eye

And he screamed like a little child

Then the TARDIS flew into my closet

And the Doctor popped his head out

I screamed like a crazy fan girl

And attacked him with my hair gel

Then Will Turner stormed the door

And he saw me hugging the Doctor

Then he pulled out his sword

And charged like a cowwwwbooooyyyyyyy

I yelled at them to stop

And kicked them out of my room

They pouted and obeyed

While me and Vader through peanuts at them

Now Vader and I watch the telly

While the Doctor and Will wash windows

We like to laugh at them a lot

While we throw peanuts at their heads

But now Vader has to go

The Doctor has to leave and save Rose

Will has to go save his friend

And I wake up from my dream