If Azula ever changed professions, these are some of the things that would come out of her mouth. Enjoy.
Azula as a Mary Sue
Zukkou! Were is u? I wan 2 Kiz u! Wiat? r u my bro? dude! i wANT 2 LOVE U! (a/n sorri, caps lox wuz on! hehehehe!)
Azula as a cheerleader
Gimme an A! Gimme a Z! Gimme a U! Gimme a L! Gimme an A! What's that spell? The-best-person-in-the-world-and-heir-to-the-Fire-Nation-super-awesome-princess!
Azula as a math teacher
Okay, class. What is 2+2? Come on, anyone? Yes, Katara? What? flames come out of hands IT IS NOT 5! WHY DID I EVER DECIDE TO TEACH PEASANTS!
Azula as a professional football player
Watch out, boys, I don't tackle. I kill.
Azula as a mother
Coochie-coo! You are so beautiful just like your mother! You are the cutest little girl in the world, well, except for me. Oh, what, doc? She's a boy?
Azula as a doctor
Eww!
Azula as a construction worker
Maybe I should have added more support poles under that bridge... (crash)
Azula as a daycare worker
What is this huge white pad on this baby? Surely it didn't hit puberty yet!
Azula as a coffee shop owner
I put something special in yours wink
Azula as a saleswomen
Buy this vacuum today! It works! I swear! Don't sue me, or I'll kill you!
Azula as interior designer
I call it "Black Abyss with Touches of Red Flames" Now gimme my paycheck!
Azula as a fanfiction writer
Ha! Here ya go, Zutara shippers! Zuko and Katara sittin' in a tree...