Answer to challenge question at the end of Jori the musical: Jade told her grandmother that when she grows up she wants to marry a man like "coffee" the answer can be found in the web show on the slap, stuff Jade loves.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. For if I did the show would be a lot different than what they portray. I own neither the show nor the play rent nor any of the songs I use in this story. The only things I do own however are Danni and Lexie/ Baby. And we all know that we love them.
Jori the medley takes place mainly 8 years after the first one. at this time Jade owns a bar in LA called the Queen of Diamonds pub. she lives with her younger year old sister.
meanwhile in New York the beautiful Tori Vega lives as a successful Broadway actress. who decides to go back home in hopes of regaining the lost relationship she once had with her ex-girlfriend who she left without warning.
but will she return to find that someone else has already gained what she sought out.
"Vega! Vega!" Jade shouted as she fallowed Tori through the doors of the Grand Theater "you can't just walk away from me Vega!"
"oh, really because I think that is exactly what I'm doing right now" Tori yelled back, never even bothering to actually look back at Jade.
"There they go again" Lexie said under her breath to Cat as she helped set up the stage. Although Cat wanted to snicker at her girlfriend's remark she knew that the actual statement happened entirely too often for it to be a real joke. Instead she just settled for a simple sigh.
"Vega for god sakes turn and talk to me!" Jade cried out as soon as they reached the middle of the stage.
At the sound of her girlfriends words Tori turned sharply, "Fine Jade you wanna talk? Let's talk"
"Great let's talk" Jade said throwing her hands in the air with anger still in her voice
"I'm tired of you always getting defensive with everyone I talk to" Tori started
"I do-" Jade began to protest before Tori interrupted
"EVERYONE!" Tori shouted as she raised her pointer finger up to Jade's face. "it doesn't matter who it is, girl, boy, if they come within seven feet of me it's Jade on the attack," Tori brought her hands up and simulated claws to emphasis her statement
"Oh, as opposed to you?" Jade protested
"What is that supposed to mean?" Tori asked angry and defensive
"Oh you know what I mean little miss," Jade automatically changed her voice to her southern bell Tori accent "oh hay, I'm Tori Vega, let me flip my hair flirtatiously for you so you can see how beautiful I am with my wavy brown hair and gorgeous brown eyes. I have a girlfriend but I think that she is always way too busy for me despite the fact that she has to raise her sister, but who cares. Just because I have absolutely no fucking responsibility in my perfect little life I assume my girlfriend has to drop everything to pay attention to me because it's always me me me! Because I'm Tori fucking Vega!"
"I don't talk like that" Tori shouted completely irritated. "And that's now how I feel at all!"
Jade and Tori continued to argue but seeing as neither could find a common ground their words blurred in to an incomprehensible sound.
"Ok, ok, ok!" Sikowits shouted causing the two to fall silent. "Jade argue with your girlfriend on your own time" he instructed "as for the time being, we need to rehearse; now everyone places."
The two girls decided to settle the argument at a later time and walked to their places on the stage. They sat down next to each other at one of the table props and waited for Sikowits to call out
"Action"
"A toast" Robbie shouted, causing everyone on stage to stand and lift up glasses, as Robbie raised his glass he gestured toward Jade and Tori "to Maureen and Joanne along with their love and engagement, we all wish you joy, luck, and happiness"
The stage erupted with joyous "Cheers" and laughter as everyone on stage celebrated the said union between Jade and Tori's characters.
Through the cheers and commotion, Jade managed to get away to a different part of the stage where a beautiful blonde headed Lexie, who was playing the role of the bartender, stood next to a table that was filled with glasses.
Jade smiled at her as she reached for one of the glasses "Do you have anything stronger than this?" Jade asked before she brought the glass to her lips. Even though Jade was smiling it was clear that her character was having a difficult time being at the celebration.
"Only Champagne and Wine unfortunately" Lexie said with a laugh
As if in one gulp Jade finished the glass. After taking a deep sigh her expression changed and with a big smile she looked at Laxie and gave her a blissful "Hi"
Across the stage stood Tori and Robbie.
"you know Maureen didn't really want me to do my whole speech and toast" Robbie informed Tori with a smile.
"I know, because…" Tori's line was interrupted by Jade's loud laughter from across the stage. As Tori looked up she noticed Jade being overly friendly with the bartender. "could you excuse me for a minute Mark?" Tori said to Robbie before she started walking to the other side of the stage.
"Sure" Robbie said as he turned to talk to another character.
"Hi, could you excuse us for a minute, thank you" Tori said to Lexie as she dragged Jade away by the arm, frustration written on Tori's face.
"What's up?" Jade asked Tori as they reached their spot at center stage.
"What the hell are you doing?" Tori asked; her voice coated with anger.
"What? We were just talking?" Jade replied with an innocent smile
"We will pretend I believe you." Tori said
"Pookie, we were just talking" Jade said in an almost whinny voice.
"Maureen, please do not do this today" Tori pleaded
Jade sighed with frustration before looking at Tori and saying "you know what, miss ivy league? I can't take much more of this. This over-obsessive-compulsive, control-freak paranoia"
"What?" Tori asked as the intro of the music started
"I didn't pierce my nipple, why? Because it grossed you out. I didn't stay at the kink club last night why? Because you wanted to go home" Jade pointed out annoyed
"Because you were flirting with the woman in rubber!" Tori shot back
"Joanne, there will always be women in rubber flirting with me!" Jade shouted defensively, causing the rest of the cast to stop mingling and stare in their direction "Give me a break!" Jade continued before she started the song.
"Every single day
I walk down the street
I hear people say,
"Baby so sweet"
Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me
Boys, girls. I can't help it baby."
As Jade sang as Tori turned and started to walk away angry, but Jade followed close behind.
"So be kind and don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby"
Jade managed to grab Tori and hold her in a close hug before swaying back in forth as if to dance.
"Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me..."
Tori's frustration grew as she pushed Jade away and turned to walk.
"Take me baby or leave me"
In order to get Tori's attention Jade climbed up on one of the tables, causing everyone to gasp and causing Tori to turn after only taking about five steps.
"A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage
Baby - let's have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks'd kill to fill your shoes"
Jade pleaded atop of the table.
Tori walked closer to the table before Jade jumped down to the floor.
"You'd love the limelight too, baby
So be mine or don't waste my time"
Jade then grabbed the bottom of her shirt teasing as if she were going to flash everyone. This action causing Tori to try and stop her as Jade ran playfully around the table that she once stood on.
"Cryin' - oh Honey bear - Are you still my, my, my baby?"
Tori soon got annoyed from chasing Jade around the table and started walking away once again. Jade then let go of the bottom of her shirt and followed Tori pleading as she sang the song.
"Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me"
Tori stopped and turned to face Jade who was attempting to seduce Tori back into her arms
"No way - Can I be what I'm not
But hey - Don't you want your girl hot!
Don't fight - Don't lose your head
Cause every night- Who's in your bed?"
"Who?" Jade asked crossing her arms over her chest.
Jade then got down on the floor and crawled to Tori as she sang the next line in a sweet voice
"Who's in your bed?"
With a puppy dog face Jade brought up her hands like a begging puppy and asked "kiss pookie?"
With a stern voice Tori replied That won't work!"
Tori reached down brought Jade back up to her feet by her arm as Tori began singing.
"I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep
Baby what's my sin?
Never quit - I follow through
I hate mess - but I love you"
On that last lyric Tori brought her hand to Jade's cheek and showed eyes of sympathy.
"What to do
With my impromptu baby"
Tori quickly removed her hand from Jade's face and used it to point a scolding finger at her.
"So be wise
'cus This girl satisfies
You've got a prize, dont compromise
You're one lucky baby
Take me for what I am"
Tori sang as she began to walk away.
"A control freak" Jade said not moving from her spot
"Who I was meant to be" Tori sang
"A snob - yet over-attentive" Jade commented as she took a couple of steps forward.
"And if you give a damn"
"A loveable, droll geek" Jade pointed out with her voice getting louder
"Take me baby or leave me"
Jade yelled out to Tori "And anal retentive" with anger and frustration in her voice
"That's it!" Tori and Jade sang in unison
"The straw that breaks my back" Tori sang
"I quit!" once again in unison
Tori turned to face Jade "Unless you take it back" Tori offered with a singing voice
Jade then turned to the nearest back up guy and leaned against him in a flirtatious way.
"Women" both Jade and Tori sang out irritated
"What is it about them?" Jade sang as she pushed the guy away.
As their voices rejoined in unison they sang
"Can't live -
With them -
Or without them!
Take me for what I am"
"Who I was meant to be" Tori sang before Jade quickly echoed off of her
"Who I was meant to be"
"And if you give a damn, you'd better
Take me baby or leave me" Tori sang while Jade coated over her lines
"take me or leave me"
Jade and Tori were face to face anger in their eyes as they finished the song in unison.
"Take me baby
Or leave me
Guess I'm leavin'
I'm gone!"
With that both girls exited off different sides off the stage leaving the rest of the cast on stage looking bewildered.
Finally to break the silence the girl that played Jade's mom turned to Robbie and said "Well maybe now you and Maureen can get back together."
Robbie just looked confused as Cat interjected with a "wow"
The rest of the cast exited off stage as Sikowits yelled out "cut that was perfect!"
Jade walked back out onto the stage "Tori, I still need to talk to you!"
Before Jade could even say anything else she heard a "Jade watch out" from Andre, then she saw at the last possible moment the curtain coming down on her. She tried to move out of the way but as she did she slipped and hit her head on one of the prop tables. She fell to the floor in a daze.
"Oh, my god Jade!" Tori yelled as she rushed over to Jade.
Jade's eyelids quickly got heavy as the impact to her head numbed the rest of her body. Soon the world around her became nothing but a fog until it was just pure darkness.
End of chapter one
Sooooo. What do you think? I purposely tried to make the beginning kind of like the first one. So like the first one this is most likely going to be long and dramatic story. Mostly because I like to make stories like that :) anyways I hope that you will join me though another musical adventure of Jori. Please comment and ill update soon. Bye
p.s. I'm still looking for the name of Jade's dog. Any idea's fellow Jori fans?