[Peppermint Butler] (Spoken)
Greetings, sweet ones… let's take a journey.
[Princess Bubblegum]
I know a place
Where the streets are paved with chocolate
Sweet, kind, and mild
There must be something in our sugar
Sippin' fancy things
Chilling over at the castle
And Finn
Breaks his neck
You could travel all of Ooo
But nothing comes close
To this sweetened land
If you try to eat us
You'll have a sugar rush
(Ohhhh Oh Ohhhh)
Candy Kingdom Gurls
We're so scientific
Shiny crown and pink dress down here
Sweetened skin so pink
We'll blind your magic dog
("Oh" string)
Candy Kingdom Gurls
We're freaking sugary
Sweet, kind, mild
When we're not zombies
Candy represent
Now put your hands up
("Oh" string)
Fun with a boy
Named Finn who does adventures for me
He freaked
He's thirteen
And he freaked out when I became too
You could look up the logic
But nothing makes sense on this wacky show
Once you party with us
You'll think that you're dreaming
(Ohhhh Oh Ohhhh)
Candy Kingdom Girls
We're unbelievable
Pink skin with a minty butler
Hot pink skin so bright
It's almost alien
("Oh" string)
Candy Kingdom Gurls
We're unrealistic
Pink skin 'cause
Of radiation
Candyland is not
Sugary compared to us
("Oh" string)
[Peppermint Butler]
Sweet, pink, smart, and wacky
Tone it down
'Cause it's getting sugary
Wow, wow, sweet land
She may be pink but she's not tanned
I mean, that one, I mean, like, she's the one
Bite her, eat her, with some buns
That girl's a freak
She has pink skin
'Cause of mutation
Not okay
I won't play
Chocolate bay on a sugary day
Donut beach and sweet springs
Royalty is everything
Sweeties hangin' out
All those treats bangin' out
Sweet kiwis
They're teenie
No meanies
Just the princess and hero
PB, your highness
[Princess Bubblegum]
Yeah?
[Peppermint Butler]
Listen here baby
[Princess Bubblegum]
Uh-huh?
[Peppermint Butler]
I've come to serve ya
'Cause you're representin' Candy Kingdom
[Princess Bubblegum]
Candy Kingdom Gurls
We're undefeatable
Finn has saved this place like ten times
Ice King get off me
Or I'll call Finn on you
("Oh" string)
Candy Kingdom Gurls
We're so unbeatable
Finn and Jake must protect this place
Ice King is a perv
Who should just go and die
("Oh" string)
Candy Kingdom
Candy Kingdom
Candy Kingdom
Candy Kingdom
[Peppermint Butler] (Spoken)
I really wish you could all be Candy Kingdom gurls…
[Princess Bubblegum]
Candy Kingdom
Candy Kingdom
Gurls