KINGDOM HEARTS! OMG!
Alex: This will be my story! May all fandom bow at my feet!
Eddie: Oh, I'm still the best!
Alex: Dude, you've stolen my original ideas…like, a lot.
Eddie: I don't care. And type better, plebe.
Alex: O.o ANYWAY! Story Tiem!
Once upon a time, in a town that consisted of computer graphics, lived a boy named Roxas. Why did he live in a land of computer generated friends? Because Diz is a jerk. Not that Roxas knew this. He always thought the random falling was his own clumsiness, not a computer glitch. Until one day, during a struggle match, a dark cloaked figure messed up Roxas' happy life.
Axel: I just wanted my friend back.
Alex: Will you shut up? I'm writing!
Axel: *bug, bug, bug*
Alex: *hits Axel with a mop* I'll make you wear a pink jacket if you don't stop that!
Axel: But…but…
Alex: *picks up sketch pad* Bwahaha
Eddie: Uh…guys? Stop. Please. There's a story going on here!
Alex: Oh yeah…forgot that.
Anyway, the now pink-coated figure was very confused as to why his "friend" Roxas couldn't remember him. Perhaps it was because of the pink coat, perhaps Axel forgot to wear hair gel that morning. Nobody knows! So then, Axel got a little mad and decided that even if he had to fight Roxas, he'd bring him back to the castle.
Alex: Okay, this is getting kinda dumb.
Eddie: I like it. It's good stuff.
Roxas: Why is Axel in pink? Did he loose a bet?
Axel: You have no idea.
Back in the haunted house with the creepy doll…I mean, Namine, Sora was wishing his Nobody would stop being dumb. Then again, Sora wasn't that bright himself, so it was no wonder Roxas was a bit slow on the uptake. So, when Roxas' struggle weapon changed into a keyblade, he kinda freaked out and went "WAAAAA!" much like your average Anime schoolgirl. Axel, still clad in pink, wished he'd chosen a slightly less jumpy friend.
Axel: No I don't. I like Roxas.
Eddie: Axel and Roxas sitting in a tree.
Axel: *chakram punch*
Eddie: Ow….
Ignoring what happened in all other versions of the game, Axel then beat up one of the authors and was promptly forced to wear a fluffy white hat by said author's older brother. Axel, too busy worrying about the effects this might have on his spiked hair, failed to notice Roxas charging him until he got a kick to the stomach. Roxas, channeling his favorite hero, Chuck Norris, proceeded to roundhouse kick Seifer, who was jeering on the sidelines.
Axel: Why, Roxy, why?
Roxas: Because you call me Roxy!!!!!
Alex: Uh…Roxas? Can you stop beating up the crowd?
Eddie: No comment. ???
So, after his panic attack had subsided, Roxas apologized to Axel and followed him out of the computer simulation, completely forgetting his meeting with Namine and Riku. Back at the castle, he found out that Vexen could make all the sea-salt ice cream he could ever want, and that Xaldin could beat anyone on DDR, though Larxene could almost match his mad skillz.
Organization XIII: WTF? How'd you know that?!!!
Alex and Eddie: Don't hurt us.