Hello I am not Kazuichi Souda I am simply a fanfiction writer, this wasn't written by Kazuchi Souda, I am 99.99% sure.
Kazuichi Souda walked around the block, and he saw a hot girl, she was a pretty blonde princess, her name was Sonia Nevermind, look:
"I'm Sonia Nevermind, ok..." she said, staring at you.
Kazuichi Souda glares at you, "Can you not stare at my woman, please, thank you for your time." he said to you, he looked very angered. You should probably step off his woman.
Suddenly Gundam Tanaka appears at the scene, looking at Kazuichi Souda, he said, "Wow, I am completely in love with Kazuichi Souda, he is so fine, I want his dick in my ass. Fuck me Kazuichi Souda." he said, angrily.
Kazuichi Souda was aware of Gundam Tanaka's words, he laughed and said, "I'm sorry Gundam Tanaka, you're lame, ha."
Kazuichi Souda walked up to Sonia Nevermind. "Lady Sonia, how's about we go on a date?" he said, extremely cool and hip, because he was ultra smooth, he was a real hit with the ladies, especially cute, elegant girls like Sonia Nevermind.
Sonia Nevermind gasped, and responded, "Oh my goodness, are you serious, is the real Kazuichi Souda asking me on a date? I have only dreamt of this moment, and now it is a reality! Of course I must accept."
Kazuichi Souda smiled very happily and put his arm around Sonia Nevermind, who giggled, they walked off very happily, leaving Gundam Tanaka to cry, "I love you Kazuichi Souda." But guess what, nobody cares.
Kazuichi Souda and Sonia Nevermind got married and had seven children and lived happily ever after, the end.