Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. I'm also not making any money out of this story!
Basically this is a story of what I think would have happened if Sakura was a guy. Fallow Satoshi as he makes friends and faces his future! (I suck at summaries XD)
Pinky and the big bad shinobi world
Chapter One: Once upon a time
Once upon a time there was a loud clan heiress with long pink hair and a great burning desire to become a sannin and take over the world. Her name was Haruno Akemi and she was a great genjutsu specialist.
Her dream was not something you'll expect from a sane person but it wasn't that surprising since the people of her clan had an odd mental illness and no one paid them any attention. She herself wasn't evil. Akemi was merely a woman that had seen and created quite a lot of the horrors of the third shinobi war.
It was quite the surprise for everyone that knew her when she started dating, and later married, a civilian. If you ask any of Konoha's residents they'll tell you that the great shinobi village is now one psycho short. Not that anyone was complaining, ever since Akemi married she hadn't been trying to "take over the world" and was quite pleasant to be around.
Akemi's life became even better when she learned she was with a child. The usually stoic woman became exited and her temper became a worthy rival for the Red Hot Headed Habanero's own. When her time came she gave birth to a lively baby boy with green eyes and patches of the trade mark Haruno pink hair on his head.
The sadistic side of the woman immediately kicked in and she almost named him Ichi but , much to the newborn's future eternal gratitude, her husband stepped in. The meek man stood his ground and the babe was named Satoshi after his late grandfather.
Everything, however, has a price and this did not exclude Akemi's happiness. Her home was shattered by the Kyuubi's attack…
The battlefield was full of konoha shinobis trying to protect their families from the giant nine tailed fox. Shouts of pain rang in the ears of those that were still alive, the dying were holding their last breaths in the hopes that they might be able to stand back up and keep on fighting. It was all in vein. The jutsus weren't even harming the beast and with a swing of its tail more and more shinobis fell to the ground dead.
Near the gates stood Akemi. She was frozen in her place, clutching her baby and staring at the corpse of her dead husband who had died pushing her out of their burning home before the roof collapsed. She looked around her and the only thing she could see was burning buildings. Those same buildings that were once the homes of her clan.
Everything was gone and destroyed, her clan was dead, but for her and her son, and all because of a fox. The same fox that was at the clan compound's centre. Akemi looked at her baby and back at the fox. There was no way she could leave her son here where it could be stepped on like a bug by the fox or killed by a jutsu.
With grim determission she started to make her way out of the compound. When she was near the entrance she found it blocked by ruble. She knew that if she moved the ruble out of the way she might make too much noise and attract the fox's attention. Akemi looked around in desperations and then she looked down at the bundle in her arms. Her son's face was wet but his eyes were not puffy and he had been mercifully quiet while she was making her way there.
"Look at your strong mother crying like that. Ha! If only the clan could see me now they might actually start thinking I'm human!"
With those words Akemi Haruno hid her son in the shrine near the ruble and headed towards the Kyuubi to drive it away from the village and her Satoshi.
In the morning her corpse was found among the many others near where the Fourth Hokage sealed away the great beast into his son. In her hands she was clutching a note, written with her own blood on a peace of bandage.
It read: "My son is in the Shrine next to the entrance of the Haruno clan compound. Please find him and don't abandon him."
TBC.
OK this is the first chapter. Now I know what you'll say: We came for Genderbend!Sakura and got Genderbend!Sakura mom' story. We shall flame you now until you never write again!
Well Akemi is important for the story and will be mentioned further on and I just watched Bambi and cried when his mother died so…
Satoshi will be cool in this story, not Mery Sue or whatever the male version is called, but Naruto will still be the hero.
I stopped here because the drama will be lost if I suddenly added a time skip. But I have already started having plot bunnies about it and it will be finished soon!
I know this chapter was short but the next one will be longer! I promise!
Well I hope you have enjoyed it and feel free to review, your opinion is important =)
P.S. Sorry for any mistakes you might encounter.