Good morning!
It has occurred to me recently that Kurosaki Hisoka is Murphy's dream come true. Every thing bad that can happen, happens. To Hisoka. Squared. Read just about any fanfic and you'll get an idea of what I'm talking about. So, how many bad things can happen to you before disaster becomes commonplace?
Along that line of thought, I have started this collection of drabbles, mostly to amuse myself.
As always, I own nothing, but that could change when I win the lottery.
Enjoy!
Kurosaki Hisoka: Trouble Magnet.
-1-
Kurosaki Hisoka yawned and stretched, squinting his eyes against the bright morning sunlight.
He swung his legs over the side of his bed, preparing to go for his morning shower, when legions of demons started pouring into his bedroom.
Growling and gnashing their teeth, claws dripping putrescence, they advanced on him.
Quite suddenly Tsuzuki jumped out of the closet, ofuda blazing. "I'll save you 'Soka-chan!" he cried.
As the demon hoards were being vanquished, Hisoka grabbed his robe and headed for the bathroom, grumbling under his breath.
-2-
Hisoka sighed as he trudged along his way to work. As always in the Meifu the weather was beautiful; the temperature was moderate, the breeze was slight, and sakura petals flew everywhere.
Without warning the sidewalk shifted and Hisoka staggered, trying to keep his feet. With an almighty groan, the ground split beneath him and Hisoka found himself falling towards certain doom. He tried to fly, but realized quickly that his shinigami powers were being blocked by some unfathomable magic.
Suddenly something snagged the back of his jacket. Gasping for breath, Hisoka looked up to see one of the Gushoshin straining to keep him aloft. As he hung there with the great gaping chasm beneath him, Gushoshin was joined by his brother, and between the two of them dragged Hisoka back up to the street.
Once again on solid ground Hisoka felt the return of his shinigami powers, and leaving the Gushoshin panting for breath, continued his trudge to work...
A/N - I will probably be adding on to this off and on for a while. It's a fun and stress relieving past time!