Title – Chillax, Iggy!
Started – ?
Finished – 12-6-10, Mon (9PM)
Characters – England, America
Genre – Romance/Suspense/Comedy (They're in pretty equal amounts! ~^o^~)
Rating – T for customary curses
Upfront Summary [the summary that shows up with all the other information before you click on to read the story] = To England's dismay, he starts to see those nightmares coming true. But, if he'd close his eyes for a moment, he might realize it was worth it... Sequel to "Out of His Mind".
A/N – Just like this story's prequel, "Out of His Mind", it was inspired by and uses a somewhat similar plot as doodlebug18's "You Could At Least Use Proper Grammar, Git" and Innocence Has a Gun's "Lucid" stories. To fully enjoy the plot of this story, it is recommended to read "YCALUPGG" first, then "Out of His Mind", and then "Lucid" before reading "Chillax, Iggy!" to avoid being spoiled and also get the joke. But that's just me. ^^ (And, yes, I'd TOTALLY read 3 stories just to get the fourth one. ;D I hate being thrown into a series without seeing the beginning first! Like Harry Potter! XO)
Just in case, here's a small key:
~(SceneChange/EndScene)~
"Dialogue"
Thoughts/Emphasis/Whispering/Non-English/Songlyrics
EMPHASIS/LOUD
Narration
'So-called'
Disclaimer = I do not own Axis Powers: Hetalia/APH. Hidekaz Himaruya does. If I did, I'd throw a tantrum until the animators add Germania's braid back. Because world strategy makes the nation, but braids make the man. Uh-huh.
Well guys, this was a lot of fun to write so I hope it becomes fun to read too! Enjoy!~
~~~(CH1_Double O - First Date)~~~
~(Oblivious)~
A week after Alfred's fangasm over Kiku's new Zelda game, the world conference began.
It was just like any other conference really. France was giving a French-only speech, Austria was explaining to Germany why it was a bad idea to be friends with Italy which caused an argument between the two that was hard for Switzerland to ignore, but he was too busy glaring daggers at Russia anyway because his heart popped out of his chest and made a loud SPLAT next to Liechtenstein causing her to squeak and cling onto her big brother's arm, and because Switzerland 'dared' to lay eyes on Russia, Belarus hovered over him, glaring, holding REAL daggers in her hands and, despite Ukraine's crying, she just would not chill!
…No…America would admit that he was wrong about this. It wasn't a regular conference until…
"IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN STOP GLOBAL WARMING! FOR THE CHILDREN!" he shouted aloud only to be ignored by every country in the room, 'cept for one.
England sighed heavily, catching the hero's attention.
Ah, shouldn't he be arguing with me and France by now? Yet he wasn't, and America started to look more into it.
There was a slightly irritated England with a slightly messier mound of hair on his head than usual. He was used to these arguments, America figured, because, well, they happened every day! And England would show everyone just how pissed he was for 'wasting his time' to the max. But today it seemed as if his mind was on other things. It was settled in the American's mind to find out exactly what they were.
England looked at him. Oh no, 'looked' was too blah a word. 'Gazed'? Too romantic. 'Stared'? Not strong enough. 'Glared'? Not really… Whatever. He wasn't one to argue about words. That was England's department. Maybe he was just resting his eyes on America while thinking about what was really bothering him. Yep-yep-yeppers! That must be it! After all, the thing that was bothering Iggy couldn't POSSIBLY be caused by the Hero America!
~(Obsessed)~
A week after Arthur received Alfred's snog-begging text messages, the world conference began.
Today's meeting was especially important. The infamous frog was making a dreadfully long croak of a monologue in his own language, Austria was trying to convince that Kraut to break his bonds with North Italy which only resulted in a loud, aesthetic squabble, so loud in fact that their host Switzerland found himself reaching for his firearm, maybe to shroud the room in silence with a gun shot, but visibly hesitated when Liechtenstein gripped his arm due to Russia's heart splattering on the table beside her, without any preamble at all (he would tell him to clean up; not directly of course, he'd send a sorry soul with no purpose in life), so Switzerland instead settled for glaring daggers at the man while Belarus having sensed open contempt towards her dear elder brother appeared in a heartbeat over Switzerland holding visible daggers in her hands; Ukraine's pleas for a ceasefire went unheard.
…No…As much as England disliked the idea, one important routinely factor prevented this world conference from being jotted down in history. There was-
"IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN STOP GLOBAL WARMING! FOR THE CHILDREN!" England heard as if on cue and sighed heavily.
That bumbling idiot of a free country America was obliviously shouting about his supremacy as if there was nothing special about their meeting today at all. After requesting so promptly to 'have his babies' via text, America had sent England another message saying that he 'blew his mind' and another that he would like to discuss this matter further during the world conference. Those nightmares England was having about the death of America, as slow and as painful they may be, were thoroughly neutralized by the country's pure…stupidity. Yes, that was exactly the word he was looking for. It didn't even require a quarter-second of England's cognition to match that nation with that trait. The two belonged with each other so much, they might as well have been married.
England lifted his head, his gaze happening upon the very country on his mind from across the table. This was when he was supposed to smirk madly at the American leaving him to wonder what the bloody hell he was grinning for. And if he couldn't bring himself to do that, then the least the Brit could do was chuckle at the idea of America wedding an intangible word (being given away by Webster's dictionary of course, pshaw), skip the reception, and drive away in a red Corvette into a photoshop'd sunset. But neither of the two occurred. Well, why the bloody hell not!-? He was sure he had given himself a sufficient reason to laugh at his former charge. So why couldn't England even smile at America?
~()~
A/N - Ah, yes, it's finally uploaded. XP It took quite a lot of debating whether or not to put these two chapters together, but in the end, well, as you can see, they ARE united. *fist pump* If I'm prodded enough about it with...review, then I'll add the next chapter up by next week. I wrote a lot in a fit of inspiration, see? ;D
If there are any questions, compliments, flames, and/or corrections, please inform me via review. Please and Thank Yous!
~TMRomance