Disclaimer: I own Naruto! He's my sex slave! Wait, there he goes again...
Well, for now, I don't own Naruto. But I will own him again soon!
MWAHAHA!!!
"YEAH!" Naruto said, jumping and screaming madly, "My first kiss!" He then started to pump his fist like he just won a huge bet. As his feet reached the ground, people were already starting to stare and walk away. The only speech Naruto could make out was low mutters like, "Freak," "You shouldn't talk to people like that," "So that's what mom called an asshole..." and things like that. 'Well they can all go to Hell because I got kissed!' He thought, walking toward his favorite ramen shop, 'Wasn't really a kiss mind you, but who gives, I kissed Uchiha Sasuke!' What had really happened was Naruto was sitting there mindin' his own business when Sakura came in. She always had a thing for Sasuke, and Naruto hated her for it. Next thing anyone knew, Naruto was in Sasuke's face about to confess his love. It was fun just to piss off Sakura, and then some asshole had to knock him right into Sasuke's lips.
"What would y' like today Naruto?" The old man in the shop asked his new guest. "You're most expensive, best-tasting ramen Ichiro!" They have been on a first name basis for a while now. Ichiro was convinced Naruto was the only thing keeping him young, but then he found out that it was his hair gel. Magical stuff that hair gel, it makes you look 20 years younger than you are, but there is a warning on it. "Keep out of reach of children. G-uper Gel is for men and women ages 50. To peoples younger than 20, this may be fatal. After about five minutes, our now 32-year-old shopkeeper/chef brought out his Ramen.
"Three minutes, 14 seconds! Record time ol' man!" Naruto only said these things to keep the old man on his toes. It worked.
Just as Naruto took the first gulp, about half the bowl, a raven- haired boy sat a couple seats down.
"Hello, Sasuke." The shopkeeper said. Everyone new Sasuke, he was "That Uchiha boy." The strongest clan in the village, and Naruto had to like one of them...
'Oh, crap! If he sees me, He'll kill me after what happened. And it'll be my third time dying today! First: Sakura when she saw me kiss him. Second: Sasuke, because he thought Naruto had done it on purpose. That's not to say Naruto wouldn't have done it on purpose, he had just never found the right time. Now: It'll be third! CRAP! Just then he heard a voice,
"Hey, Naruto!"
Naruto wet himself. Well, there's the end of me first fanfic! Hope you like it!
"YEAH!" Naruto said, jumping and screaming madly, "My first kiss!" He then started to pump his fist like he just won a huge bet. As his feet reached the ground, people were already starting to stare and walk away. The only speech Naruto could make out was low mutters like, "Freak," "You shouldn't talk to people like that," "So that's what mom called an asshole..." and things like that. 'Well they can all go to Hell because I got kissed!' He thought, walking toward his favorite ramen shop, 'Wasn't really a kiss mind you, but who gives, I kissed Uchiha Sasuke!' What had really happened was Naruto was sitting there mindin' his own business when Sakura came in. She always had a thing for Sasuke, and Naruto hated her for it. Next thing anyone knew, Naruto was in Sasuke's face about to confess his love. It was fun just to piss off Sakura, and then some asshole had to knock him right into Sasuke's lips.
"What would y' like today Naruto?" The old man in the shop asked his new guest. "You're most expensive, best-tasting ramen Ichiro!" They have been on a first name basis for a while now. Ichiro was convinced Naruto was the only thing keeping him young, but then he found out that it was his hair gel. Magical stuff that hair gel, it makes you look 20 years younger than you are, but there is a warning on it. "Keep out of reach of children. G-uper Gel is for men and women ages 50. To peoples younger than 20, this may be fatal. After about five minutes, our now 32-year-old shopkeeper/chef brought out his Ramen.
"Three minutes, 14 seconds! Record time ol' man!" Naruto only said these things to keep the old man on his toes. It worked.
Just as Naruto took the first gulp, about half the bowl, a raven- haired boy sat a couple seats down.
"Hello, Sasuke." The shopkeeper said. Everyone new Sasuke, he was "That Uchiha boy." The strongest clan in the village, and Naruto had to like one of them...
'Oh, crap! If he sees me, He'll kill me after what happened. And it'll be my third time dying today! First: Sakura when she saw me kiss him. Second: Sasuke, because he thought Naruto had done it on purpose. That's not to say Naruto wouldn't have done it on purpose, he had just never found the right time. Now: It'll be third! CRAP! Just then he heard a voice,
"Hey, Naruto!"
Naruto wet himself. Well, there's the end of me first fanfic! Hope you like it!