OMGUH I'M IN A RANDOM MOOD TODAY!! :D :D SO HERE'S A RANDOM FIC ABOUT RANDOM STUFF!!!!
Kat's Book of Random Tales!!!
Part I: What Happens when Parent's aren't Home
1
Two Girls, One Cell Phone, Zero's Phone Number
Kat: "Oh Ashleyyyy!"
Bounces in with her cell phone
Ashley: "Oh whatyyyy?"
Lays on the couch, apparently very bored.
Kat: grins widely and holds up cell phone "I found a cell phone on the streets!!! And guess whose phone number it has in it?
Ashley: "THE MUFFIN MAN?!"
Kat: Stares at call list "Okayy, guess again!"
Ashley: "I dunno….La Cuca Racha?"
Kat: "Nope!" presses speaker phone and dials a number
Ashley: "What are you getting at?"
Phone: "Yo?"
Ashley: o.O
Kat: ^_^
Ashley: Hangs up "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A PHONE WITH ZERO KIRIYUU'S NUMBER IN IT?!!!"
Kat: "Well, I saw this guy in a clown suit and he asked me to follow him so we went down this dark alley and…"
Ashley: "Uh, never mind, I don't think I wanna know…" Stares at phone wide eyed.
Kat: Holds up script "Just follow these lines." Dials phone
Phone: "Hello?
Ashley: "Hello, this is American Express calling you about your credit card debt."
Phone: "What?"
Kat: "It seems you've overused your card and you are in debt by about….."
Ashley: "5 billion dollars"
Kat: "5 billion and 6 dollars"
Ashley: "And 37 cents."
Phone: "WHAT THE *&%^?!" Person drops phone, shouting comes.
Kat+Ashley: Giggles
Phone: "HOW THE HELL DID I DO THAT?!"
Ashley: "Apparently someone under the name of Yuuki Cross used it?"
Phone: …………….hangs up
Kat+Ashley: Laugh uncontrollably
Ashley: "What shall we do now?"
Kat: Scrolls down list. "Ooo! There's Kaname's phone number in here!"
Ashley: "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! DAIL IT!"
They discuss what they will do next.
Kat: "Are you clear on the plan?"
Ashley: Clears throat "yes I am." Has man voice.
Kat: "Excellent!" Laughs evilly and dials Kaname's number.
Phone: "Hello?"
Ashley: "I LOVE YOU! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUHT YOU! I'M HAVING YOUR CHILD! COME HOME!!"
Phone: "WHAT THE *&#%?!" Hangs up.
Kat+Ashley: Laugh uncontrollably and die for a minute.
~~~Meanwhile at cross academy~~~
Yuuki: "ZERO! I DIDN'T USE YOUR CREDIT CARD!" Is hanging by the chandelier
Zero: "GET DOWN HERE! GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Wave's chainsaw around
Chairman: "What is all this hullabaloo?" Walks in wearing a chicken outfit.
Yuuki: o.o "What are you wearing Chairman?"
Chairman: "I'm auditioning for the chicken ballet!" Strikes ballet pose "AND CALL ME DAD!"
Yuuki: "No."
Chairman: "Ehhhhhhh" T^T
~~~IN the Moon Dorm~~~
Aidou: Comes in holding an ice cream sundae
Kain+Ichijo+Shiki: Staring at Kaname
Aidou: "What's all the ruckus abou…….."
Kaname: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Is running in circles freaking out
Shiki: "What do ya think happened?"
Ichijo+Kain: "I dunno shrug."
Aidou: Is staring at Kaname with the spoon in his mouth
Kain: "I hope he's……hey is that vanilla?" Looks at sundae
Aidou: "Yep" =3
Ichijo: "Oo! I want some!"
Shiki: "Me too!"
They ignore the freaking out pureblood and glomp each other for ice cream. Then zero storms through the doors in a platypus costume!
Aidou: Stops fighting o.o "Kiriyuu, what. The hell. Are your wearing?"
Zero: crosses arms "This is my freaking out costume!"
Shiki: "Platypuses are so last season."
Ichijo: "It's platapi."
Everyone: "SHUT UP ICHIJO!"
Kaname: "PHONE CALLS! MEN! BABIES!!"
Everyone: o.O
Yuuki: Falls through the roof in a squid costume "Hi! What I miss?"
WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WHO WILL WIN? WHY IS YUUKI IN A SQUID OUTFIT?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KAT'S BOOK OF RANDOM TALES!!