Forget everything you know about Stan and Wendy just for this story. Replace Stan with Kyle, and pretend Wendy and Kyle never broke up. I'm going to skip their whole relationship starter and move on to the first day of the Poems Era. I did make up that era and even though it was not given a name, it really did exist at one real school. Not everybody knew the entire story, but, since I do, I'm willing to tell it all- in a South Park version. So don't believe EVERYTHING you are about to read.

"Hi, Morgan," Wendy Testaburger greeted one of her friends as they passed in the hallway one morning.

" Hey, Wendy….. Uh wait."

She whispered," Did you hear about Cartman and Bebe?"

"What?!?!"

"Yeah… I'm not sure if I was supposed to tell you or not so you didn't hear that from me."

Morgan walked away as Wendy stood in shock. For one thing, why would my own best friend NOT tell me these things. Second of all, CARTMAN!?!?! Wendy thought these to herself for a few moments until she saw Bebe.

"Bebe, is there something I need to know about?"

"Oh, uh," Bebe laughed as she tried to think of an answer. She knew what Wendy was talking about.

"Well?" Wendy begged for an answer.

"There's nothing else to it, really."

"Nothing else to it? Bebe, of all our years together as friends, best friends, I never thought that you of all girls would date Cartman. I mean, why?"

"Well, I'd feel bad if I had said no and he asked me in the most romantic way."

Wendy could not stand something about the word, romantic, but it was not until later that week that she would realize that she was all for that sort of stuff.

She said, "Cartman romantic? Paleeze. What'd he do? Give you half of his feast he ate at lunch?"

Bebe laughed and said, " No…. Come with me to my locker for a second."

Wendy followed Bebe to her locker. Bebe opened it up and pulled out a paper rose.

Oh, brother, Wendy thought.

"So?" Bebe asked.

"Bebe, you aren't dating Cartman. You're dating some weirdo trapped inside of Cartman's body. Trust me. His $$ IS big enough for someone else to fit in it."

"Hey, maybe he's changed. Besides, there's nothing wrong with giving him the chance that I've told you over and over you shouldn't have given Kyle."

"Bebe, everybody actually likes Kyle. You'll be made fun of for years if you continue with this."

"Oh, wow, this sounds familiar. A little different, but familiar. One thing that's different is that usually I was the one telling you the truth that Kyle was no good for you and you should have left him a long time ago. Now YOU are telling ME to break up with Cartman and I'm just gonna have to be you and say no."

"Then I guess I'll be you and say when you find yourself with a broken heart, don't come crying to me. And another thing-"

"Shut up, Wendy!"

Bebe then furiously stormed off. Wendy, also flustered, ran to catch up with Kyle to share the news.

More to come!!!! Please reveiw if you have ideas for chapter 2!!!!