Everything that had happened today wasn't anything I was expecting. I was only doing my business as an Information Broker when HE showed up. Well, technically, it was me who accidentally went to him, but that's not the point. The point is that my whole day was almost ruined by him.

It started out as a normal morning. I was watching my beautiful humans from above. I was also looking for a certain protozoan. I've hated him since high school, but... lately, I've been having these urges to see him. I want to be around him. Not just to annoy him, but also to be next to him and talk to him, even though he's usually yelling at me.

Anyway, I was in a large building, heading to 5th floor to meet one of my clients. I had gone into the elevator to get there, and that's where I had ran into Shizuo.

By the time he had noticed it was me, the elevator's doors had already closed.

"IIIZAAAYAAAAA!" he yelled when he first saw me.

I smiled at him. "Why, hello, Shizu-chan~" I said sweetly.

"I told you not to call me that! My name's Shizuo Heiwajima!"

I only grinned more.

I love irritating him. It's so easy. All I have to do is show up and he gets all mad.

Suddenly, the elevator came to a halt. It wasn't even on a floor.

"What the hell?" I mumbled. I tried to open the doors using the button, but they wouldn't budge.

"Shit, don't tell me we're stuck!" Shizuo yelled.

"I think we are..."

He cursed under his breath before taking a sip out of the water bottle he had been holding. I'm surprised he didn't crush it when he had seen me.

It was at that moment that I realized I had to pee. As I watched him drink some more water, my need to go to the bathroom became stronger.

He looked at me funny when he saw that I was squirming weirdly.

"What the hell's wrong with you, flea?" he spat out.

My cheeks flushed and I tried to hide my need. But I was too late.

He chuckled. "Do you need to go to the bathroom, Izaya~?"

I glared at him. I knew what he was planning.

"Don't you even dare...!"

He grinned wickedly. "Don't what?" He slowly poured some of the water onto the floor of the elevator, which made me squirm more.

"S-Stop..."

He didn't say anything and did it again. Stupid protozoan.

"Why don't you just give up and go~?"

I stayed silent.

He poured more.

I snapped. I jumped onto him, causing us to both fall onto the ground. I pinned him down.

"If you want me to pee so bad, I'll just pee on you!"

He glared at me and pushed me off. I just got right back oh him. We started rolling around on the floor, trying to pin the other down, until the elevator doors suddenly opened.

I was on top of him when they did.

Celty and Shinra were standing there, looking confused.

"What're you guys doing?" Celty asked through her PDA.

We don't say anything.

"Can't you tell? They're trying to have sex~" Shinra joked.

Obviously, Shizuo didn't think that was funny. He pushed me off and chased after Shinra, yelling things about how that's not what we were doing.

I got up and wiped any dirt off my clothes.

Celty walked closer to me.

"You okay?"

She, Shinra, and Dota-chin are the only ones who know how I truly feel about Shizuo.

I nod my head, smiling a bit, and then get out of the elevator. I still needed to go to the bathroom.