Note: this is a song fic. I do not own glee. The song is Tongue Tied by Group love
Take me to your best friend's house, going round this round about
Puck asked quizzically "Why is there a warbler at this awesome party?" Blaine answered, "Because Sebastian is my friend." Kurt said angrily "Puck just draw a piece of paper out of the hat." "Ok fine lady Hummel.
(Puck's pov)
As I drew out a piece of paper, I already had a bad feeling. I looked at the paper and saw a bird. I asked, "Who put a bird?" Seb answered, "It's a warbler." Kurt said enthusiastically stated, "Puck, Seb get in the closet, you have 15 minutes." As Sebastian stepped in behind me, he closed the door. I said "To start all this, I'm straight." Seb quipped, "To quote Avril Lavigne, I see the way, I see the way you look at me." I retorted, "I don't, well I might like you a little."
(Seb's POV)
I know you like me Noah, so just admit it! Puck said "Fine, Ur adorable, the way your sneaky, the way your hair is spiked, yet when you sing a few strands fall in your sweet , innocent, yet devious pale green eyes, and your evil, cunning ability to use wit and charm to deceive people." "How have you seen me sing exactly?" He shot right back "Let's see, when warblers and new directions did bad, and regionals."
(Puck's POV)
I calmly asked, "So, do you like me back?" That was as he evilly smirked "Yes, yes I do." I uttered, "What's to love about me?" "You're I don't give a crap attitude, your evil smirk when you do something stupid, your deep brown eyes I seem to get lost in every time, your hair, and your ability to use that boy next door charm to get out of trouble when you need to."
(Group)
Kurt exclaimed, "Times up boys!" As he opened the door, he saw Puck and Sebastian kissing. Q Said "ummm, what the freak is going on here?" Seb laughed, "What's it look like, I'm kissing the father of the baby you had as a softmore." Puck smirked and admitted; "now I see why you almost cheated on Kurt with this guy hobbit!" Blaine turned on music and started dancing with Kurt. Rachel begged, "Finn, will u please dance, I love this song!" Finn muttered "ok fine sweetie." Then they started dancing. Then Mike and Tina, then Joe and Quinn, then Rory and Sugar, even Brittany and Santana, Everyone was dancing! Puck quietly commented, "Hmm, Tongue tied; I can see Rachel likes this song. Seb Sighed, "Dance with me Puckerman." With those words, Puck grabbed Sebastian, and they started slow dancing through the house. As it was playing, Puck and Sebastian both sang the fourth verse.
One, Two, Three, Four. Don't leave me tongue-tied. Let's stay up all night. I'll get real high. Slumber party; pillow fight. Then Puck let Seb sing the rest. As his angelic voice sang: My eyes on your eyes like Peter Pan up in the sky. My best friend's house tonight, lets bump these beats till Beddy Bye.
