This is a bran new story on a shared acount with my friend, I am Lawlipop :) This stroy is full of aktion and romance. I really hope you enjoy it, please review :D
Warning: Language
It was a beautiful morning.
"Mothafucker! Get dat shit out of here!" Edward screamed, his soft and musical voice blasting like speakers.
"Yo Bro, whats crankin?" Emett said as he came round the corner, his sexy body was so damn sexy. (To Edward itz manly brother love, not sexual!!!!)
Edwared glared at the dog from the corner of his golden eyes, "That fuckin dog fcuking shitted on my damn lawn!" he roared, scaring the pitiful dog off with his mighty vampire powrs.
Edward smirked at Emmett, his hand resting on his hips in that sexy way that girls usually do but Edwards not a girl but it works for him too look ;D (OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT I KNOW RIGHT?)
"Wow, Eddy, ur chick is so smoking hot I would just bang her right now." Emmett wolf whistled as they both saw Bella drive her truck onto their driveway. She hopped out the car and waved at Edward."
"OMG baby, I havnt seen u like for ages!!" Bella squealed as she hugged her man candy, he was sweet like a sugar, and so hot.
"Bella…" Edward whispered calmly, staring into the love of his lifes huge doey beautiful brown eyes, she was so beautiful, he pressed his cold lips against her wamr, plump, tasty, red, ones, he poked his tongue inside her mouth
and sucked on her tongue, massaging it against his own.
"mmmm nghhh" she moaned, enjoying their expression of true love.
She scraemed suddenly when she felt Edwards sharp teeth accidently bite into her mouth, blud was pooring everywhere from her mouth and down onto her clothes. She had paid HEAPS for those clothes they cant get ruined!!!!
"OMFG" she shouted.
"lol soz" Edward apologissed, his deep regret showingt through his emotionless face just for Bella because he loved Bella so much and he wanted to marry her and have sex with her and all that jazz.
"Its okay babe." She whispered, realizing that being angry wouldn't help and Edward loved her no matter how much blood she had pooring off her clothes.
(AN: I know what you're thinking, wheres Emmett? Well he's still their, he just disappeared for a few minutes becoz he needed to get something from the kitchen and shiz.)
"Come on edward, I want to visit Jacob, plz!" Bella begged.
"No. He might rape you, and you're not his. Why cn't you just talk to him over Skype or msn?" Edward replied.
"Becoz I want to speak to him face to face! His my friend and nothing can change that! We will always be friends." Bella replied.
"Fuck you, bitch! I never loved you and I will always hate you get the fuck out of my life I neva wanna see you again because you're making me angry and I hate being angry so STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Edward shouted.
Bella cried and screamed for him to come back and never leaved her because she loved him. Sadly Edward was oblivious to her demands as he drove off In his silver Volvo sports wagon that was turbo charged with a hatchback roof and steel tire rims and dark shady windows so that you couldn't see the person inside becoz they were too cool to be seen by the pubic.
"Dam boy, I want a car like that" she said in awe as she stopped crying so her vision was clear and she could the magnifnce of Edwards car as he sped down the road and into the faraway distance.
"I can get you that car," said a shady voice to her left. It was Emmett! (told you he hadn't gone very far XD)
"PLZ!" she begged, desperate for such a beautiful piece of machinery like the one Edwrd was riding right now.
"But theres a condition, you hav to sleep wit me." He said, grinning in a totally hot way that made him seem hot and not pervvy coz pervys just gross and no one likes pervy dudes.
Bella had been angry that Edward refused to have sex with her, so she immedietly agreed to have sex with him because a sex deprived lonely housewife… except she wasn't a wife yet but she would have been soon until Edward broke up with her but he would be back wanting me becoz boys always want more and they cant get enough.
So Bella and Emmett had sex out side on the kitchin table.
What they hadn't realized was that Edward bellas boyfriend had returned to the house after going to find a random hooker to vent his frustrations on and it worked.
He dingdonged the doorbell and walked into his house without knocking becoz that would just be silly he already dingdonged so why should he knock?
"OMG WTF! WHY ARE YOU IN BED WITH MY GIRL AND MY GIRL IN BED WITH MY BRO!?!?!" He screamed, the gravity of the situation sinking in like a cow sinking into the mud.
Stuck and Heavy.
"I'm so sorry Edward! I'm not a slut! I promise!" bella scraemed, tugging her clothes back on and blushing like a tomato on fire with marshmallow stabbed into it.
"What's this!!?!?!" Rosalie screamed as she stormed into the room, she was agonized as her boyfriend was tugging his boxers/briefs to cover his man bits after obviously putting them in a place he shouldn't have lol.
Bella screamed and ran out the room in fear of her scary soon to be step sister in law.
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