New Fanfiction with the greatest and most dysfunctional family in history! Prepare for Naruto and the group to meet Al Bundy and Family as gorutovssageta presents: Married... With Ninjas! I do not own Married... With Children or Naruto.

"Time for some R&R!" Naruto Uzumaki screamed loudly as everyone on the train he was riding gave him a sharp look. Naruto put his head down slowly as Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Kakashi Hatake all looked at him with an annoyed look.

"Do you have to be the loudest on the train Naruto?" Sakura whispered as Sasuke nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, calm down bonehead," Sasuke whispered as Naruto shook his head no.

"We are going to Chicago!" Naruto shouted as Kakashi set his favorite book down at looked at Naruto with annoyance.

"Would you kindly shut the hell up?" Kakashi asked as he picked his book back up and buried his face in the book.

"Kakashi-sensei is such a grouch," Naruto muttered as he looked outside the window again. "This place is too amazing to be upset!"

"We aren't here for play Naruto," Sakura reminded him as he looked out the window. "We are here to protect a family from... something. Kakashi-sensei, did the mission actually say what we were protecting these people from?"

"If I recall correctly, the request said chickens," Kakashi answered as he continued reading.

"We are going all the way to this place to protect a family from... chickens," Sasuke asked with an eyebrow raised as Kakashi nodded.

"Don't complain, this is the only mission that was available," Kakashi said as Sasuke and Sakura groaned, Naruto paying no mind to all of this.

"Wow, I think this is our stop!" Naruto shouted as someone on the train groaned.

"Thank goodness for all the people on the train," Sasuke said as they all got up and exited the train.

"So where is the house at Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked as Kakashi pulled out a sheet of paper and looked at it.

"It says the only house that has rain pouring on it when it is sunny outside," Kakashi answered as Sasuke and Sakura looked at him with a confused look.

"Is that it?" Naruto asked as he pointed ahead and there was indeed a house that storm clouds loomed over, the house looking depressing.

"This should be interesting," Kakashi said as he looked and a beat up Chevy was driving wildly in the street. He grabbed Naruto and Sasuke and pulled them out the way as the car went into the driveway of the beat down house and a beaten down looking man stepped out the car. He walked up to the front door and sighed sadly as he looked at the door with a sad expression. He pulled his wallet out his pocket and stuck it into his sock as he swung the door open and a red haired woman was sitting on a old looking couch, eating some type of chocolate while watching television.

"Good to see you have been cleaning Peg," the man said to the woman as he closed the door and sat down on the couch with a loud sigh. "Do we have any juice left?"

"Yes," Peg answered as the man got an excited look.

"Well, go get it Peg!" the man shouted as Peg paid him no mind. "Fine, I forgot Oprah was having a marathon about how woman could send their husbands to the grave faster. I'll just get the juice myself." Peg didn't reply, just continued to look at the television. The man walked up to the refrigerator and pulled it open, nothing in it but a M&M and a something in tinfoil that was moving. The man slammed the refrigerator shut as he walked over to Peg and looked at her with a stunned look.

"Peg, I thought we had juice?" the man asked as Peg finally looked up at him and smiled.

"Oh hi Al, when did you get home?" Peg asked as Al sighed and sat back down on the couch, not saying a word.

"Hey dad," a voice said as a blond haired girl and a dark haired boy came downstairs, smiling as they seen Al. They both held their hands out as Al slapped them each high fives and turned away.

"Sorry, but that isn't money dad," the boy said as he sat down on the couch. "Look, I got this really hot babe coming around six and she is sure to put out if I have a little money, so can you help me out dad?"

"Bud, let me give you a little advice," Al said as he looked back at his son. "If the girl is going to put out for a little money, she obviously isn't right for you. So you should... did I just see a hooter on that woman on TV?"

"Yes, listen to the shoe guru here Bud," Peg said as Al looked at the TV intensly. "I wish I could have been the type of girl that would only fall of a man with money back in the day. I wouldn't have ended up with shoe magee here."

"But Peg, you were the type who would put out for a ride to the bus station!" Al shouted as Peg gave him a annoyed look.

"Daddy, I need some money cause I have a date with Bone Crusher tonight," the girl announced as Al sighed.

"And I'm sure Bone Crusher sounds like a wonderful kid," Al said sarcastically. "But the answer is no young lady. Kelly, you can't be going out with all of these losers!"

"Yes, please try to do better than me dear," Peg said as Al looked at her with an annoyed look. Suddenly, their was a small knock on the door as Al got up and opened the door, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi and Sakura at the door.

"Are you tax collectors?" Al asked quickly as Kakashi looked at Naruto and Sasuke and they all shook their head no. "Are you charity or here to get my money somehow?"

"We are Konoha Ninjas," Kakashi said slowly as he looked around at the house. "We were sent by the 5th Hokage to protect your family."

"You mean that was real?" Al asked with a bewildered look. "I just filled out some paper that I found in the back of a Big Un's."

"A what?" Sasuke asked as Peg got up and smiled at them.

"You don't want to know," she said as Naruto and Sakura looked at each other. "I'm Peg, this is Al, and those are our children, Red and Kelly."

"That's Bud," Bud said as he shook his head.

"Whatever," Peg answered as she motioned for Naruto and the gang to come in. "Please come in. I wish I had something to give you, but on my husbands salary, we are lucky we have a place to sleep."

"What do you do?" Kakashi asked as Al scratched his head.

"I'm in shoe sales," Al answered as Sasuke and Naruto tried to hold in their chuckles. "So what are you supposed to do here?"

"We stay here and protect you," Kakashi said simply as Al and Peg nodded.

"Sounds like you are freeloaders," Al said as Sakura shook her head no. "Why are kids ninjas for? Are you just some homeless bums that came here to stay? Cause if you are, I'll take your box and I'll give you the house, the wife, and throw in the kids."

"We are just here to help sir," Naruto said as Al sighed.

"Come on in then," Al said as he sat on the couch and thrusted his hand down his pants.

"Al, we have company," Peg scowled as Al ignored her.

"This will be fun," Kakashi sighed as he looked at the situation. '

Naruto and the gang have met the Bundy's! How will work out? Find out next chapter!