Pairing; Remus and Sirius
Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own anything apart from the slightly fluffy plot line
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An Obsession With Chocolate
"Remus?"
"Yes Sirius?"
"Why do you like chocolate so much?"
"What?"
Remus looked up from his side of the chessboard to see Sirius looking at him, a grin quirking the side of his mouth.
"Why do you like chocolate?"
"Does this have a purpose? Or are you trying to distract me from winning this game of chess, the first time that I have a chance at it I might add."
"There's a purpose."
"Well, chocolate, it is so soft and smooth, it leaves me feeling happy and warm and snugly. And it always cheers me up. And it's always there when I need it the most. And it can be silent and just listen when I need it the most. And it looks perfect as well." Remus commanded his knight to move and then winced when Sirius took it with his bishop and the knight was smashed to smithereens.
"I see." Sirius grinned at him again.
"So, tell me what the point was."
"Just one moment while I whip your ass at chess. Queen to E4."
There was a silence before the resounding thud as the Queen beheaded his King and Remus groaned as he was beaten once more by his infuriatingly charming boyfriend.
"Well, you've finished beating me, what is the point?"
"You see," Sirius stood and moved to where a lone book was lying on the sofa, "when I was reading my copy of the Collins English dictionary last night as I regularly do."
Remus burst out laughing.
"You read it regularly?"
"Well only when I'm trying to prove something to you smarty pants. Anyway I was looking up what obsession meant and I quote, 'obsession: a siege: persistent attack, esp. of an evil spirit: the state of being so molested from without ---opp. to possession, or control by an evil spirit from within: morbid persistence of an idea in the mind, against ones will: a fixed idea.' Now I think we will dismiss the ideas of controlling an evil spirit, but we will concentrate on the last theme, a fixed idea. I feel that is what you have with chocolate."
"Sirius, where is this heading?"
"Come with me my dear boy and all will be revealed."
Sirius led Remus up to their dorm and sat him down on his bed.
"Now, do you agree that you have a slight obsession with chocolate?"
"Of course!" Remus replied brightly.
"And you like chocolate because it is soft and smooth, leaves you feeling warm and snugly, always cheers you up, is there when you need it and can listen to you and it is perfect."
"Your point being?"
"I am soft skinned, I am a smooth talker, I leave you feeling warm and snugly, I always cheer you up, I'm always there when you need it the most and I do admit it takes a while to get me to shut up but I do listen and, well I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I feel I'm pretty dam close the way you talk about me."
Sirius grinned.
A slow smile began to cross Remus' face.
"So what are you saying Padfoot?"
"That you don't need chocolate in your life anymore now that you've got me!"
Remus threw a toy hedgehog at him as he laughed.
"Sirius," he pulled the boy down until they were nose to nose and kissed his head better where the hedgehog had hit him, "you better learn something about me. No matter who is in my life, I will always need chocolate. Now I don't have chocolate here at the moment so come and cheer me up and leave me feeling warm and snugly you great oaf!"
The End.
Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own anything apart from the slightly fluffy plot line
Feedback: Will be loved and worshipped!
An Obsession With Chocolate
"Remus?"
"Yes Sirius?"
"Why do you like chocolate so much?"
"What?"
Remus looked up from his side of the chessboard to see Sirius looking at him, a grin quirking the side of his mouth.
"Why do you like chocolate?"
"Does this have a purpose? Or are you trying to distract me from winning this game of chess, the first time that I have a chance at it I might add."
"There's a purpose."
"Well, chocolate, it is so soft and smooth, it leaves me feeling happy and warm and snugly. And it always cheers me up. And it's always there when I need it the most. And it can be silent and just listen when I need it the most. And it looks perfect as well." Remus commanded his knight to move and then winced when Sirius took it with his bishop and the knight was smashed to smithereens.
"I see." Sirius grinned at him again.
"So, tell me what the point was."
"Just one moment while I whip your ass at chess. Queen to E4."
There was a silence before the resounding thud as the Queen beheaded his King and Remus groaned as he was beaten once more by his infuriatingly charming boyfriend.
"Well, you've finished beating me, what is the point?"
"You see," Sirius stood and moved to where a lone book was lying on the sofa, "when I was reading my copy of the Collins English dictionary last night as I regularly do."
Remus burst out laughing.
"You read it regularly?"
"Well only when I'm trying to prove something to you smarty pants. Anyway I was looking up what obsession meant and I quote, 'obsession: a siege: persistent attack, esp. of an evil spirit: the state of being so molested from without ---opp. to possession, or control by an evil spirit from within: morbid persistence of an idea in the mind, against ones will: a fixed idea.' Now I think we will dismiss the ideas of controlling an evil spirit, but we will concentrate on the last theme, a fixed idea. I feel that is what you have with chocolate."
"Sirius, where is this heading?"
"Come with me my dear boy and all will be revealed."
Sirius led Remus up to their dorm and sat him down on his bed.
"Now, do you agree that you have a slight obsession with chocolate?"
"Of course!" Remus replied brightly.
"And you like chocolate because it is soft and smooth, leaves you feeling warm and snugly, always cheers you up, is there when you need it and can listen to you and it is perfect."
"Your point being?"
"I am soft skinned, I am a smooth talker, I leave you feeling warm and snugly, I always cheer you up, I'm always there when you need it the most and I do admit it takes a while to get me to shut up but I do listen and, well I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I feel I'm pretty dam close the way you talk about me."
Sirius grinned.
A slow smile began to cross Remus' face.
"So what are you saying Padfoot?"
"That you don't need chocolate in your life anymore now that you've got me!"
Remus threw a toy hedgehog at him as he laughed.
"Sirius," he pulled the boy down until they were nose to nose and kissed his head better where the hedgehog had hit him, "you better learn something about me. No matter who is in my life, I will always need chocolate. Now I don't have chocolate here at the moment so come and cheer me up and leave me feeling warm and snugly you great oaf!"
The End.