Haldir's Prayer

by Faroth

My first fanfic! plz dont flame me rated pg for vague slash references at the end that normal minded people probs wont find neway god i suck at summaries review n tell me if you want these for other people (they dont have to be dead)

My first fanfic, PLEASE DON'T FLAME

Disclaimer: I own EVERYTHING!!!except the bible
Erestor: No you don't and you don't want anymore law suits, remember....
Faroth: Yea I knew that I was just testing you. I OWN NOTHING!!! by the way, i like haldir but hes so easy to take the mick outa

Haldir's prayer

Our Haldir who art in Lorien
Hallowed be thy name
Your death is come
My will was done

On Middle Earth as it is in Valinor
Give us this day our daily dead
And forgive us of our dresses
For thine is the hair, the death and the glory
Not forever and ever
Amen
The funny shrine to Haldir
May he rest in peace

With the pervy hobbit fancier on his back

I apologise now to all Haldir and Aragorn (a.k.a the pervy hobbit fancier)
fans now. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
Now click the nice purple button at the bottom, you know you want to, and
all reviewers get an elf lord of their choice clone, very useful for long
homework assignments among other things( not like that you sick minded
people, minds OUT the gutter OUT)NO FLAMES! constructive criticism is
appreciated.