based on a story I read.

I do not own Naruto characters or the plot of this story really...its complicated

some characters -mainly the 4th Hokage and Kushina- will be OOC

anyway, here is Chapter 1 of Konoha Girls Academy

Tsunade said nothing for a very, very long time. Her office was cramped with her assistant, the five boys in her office and their parents. Tsunade was the kind of woman who wanted everything done perfectly so that she could relax in her office and drink sake. That's why she became a principal. Nobody sees the principal. Students who disobey are simply sent to the assistant principal's office. Tsunade had people to worry about the budget. She was perfectly content being the lazy principal of the most prestigious and amazing all-girls private school in Japan and possibly the world. Sadly, things were not going perfectly right now.

There were five boys in her office right now, along with their parents. Namikaze Naruto, Shiro Haku, Uchiha Sasuke, Sabaku Gaara, and Sarutobi Konohamaru. Somehow, they had gotten applications into her school. Somehow they had gotten accepted. Tsunade saw this as a serious problem that would need to be solved quickly. Taking a deep breath, she turned to the parents of Namikaze Naruto: the mayor of Konohagakure Namikaze Minato and a big-time lawyer over in Uzu no Kumi, Namikaze Kushina.

"Namikaze-san, you do realize that this would look very bad if word got out, correct?" Tsunade said slowly. Always start with the top and go down, she had learned a long time ago. Because the top is always the strongest. If you can beat the strongest, then the weaker will come easy.

"I doubt so highly. My son's many...publicity stunts have appeared to lost the public's interest," the mayor's phone rang; "Excuse me, I must be going." Standing to a full height that seemed greater due to his status, Namikaze Minato exitted the room. There was silence. Tsunade could not handle the top. Shizune shifted to her right a bit.

"My husband and I sadly have no time to worry about school transfers for now, what with the election coming up. My son will have to attend this school until we are able to take him out." Kushina stated in an annoyed voice. She did not want to be here. She had better things to be doing.

"I am sorry but I simply cannot allow-"

"Senju-sensei, if you do not allow my son, Naruto, to attend this school then I will simply be forced to take political action." Kushina interupted sharply. Tsunade's eye twitched. She looked at Naruto. He was pretty small for his age, 16-years and only 5'4'' and 130 lbs. He had messy blond hair, the world's bluest eyes, and a soft, natural tan. He had piercings in both ears. Tsunade looked at the other boys. Apparently, Naruto had convinced all of them but Haku to do this.

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The girls at Konohagakure Academy for Young Women, also Konoha Girls' Academy, were all gossiping about the five new students that were coming. Three of them were supposed to be 2nd-years, one a 3rd year and the final was to be a 1st-year. And they were all supposed to be hot!

"Oh my gosh, they're here!!" Squealed Yamanaka Ino, the 2nd-year captain of the school's cheerleading team, the student council's vice-president, and the owner of the hottest album in Japan at the moment. Three stories below her, five boys stepped out of a long, sleek limousine. True to rumor, all were incredibly gorgeous.

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Konohagakure Academy for Young Women had the feel and look of a palace. The school had four stories, two gymnasiums, an Olympic-sized swimming pool, six tennis courts, and three restaurants in the cafeteria. The school taught every subject imaginable from Home Ec to AP Trigonometry. The first floor contained one of the gyms, the cafeteria, and some other key places. The second story was mostly 1st-year classes, the third story was for 2nd-year classes, etc. From the fourth-story window, Language professor Kurenai Yuhi let out a sigh.

"Well, there goes all of my bright young girls." She said in a voice that would have made any straight man, and many gay ones, her willing slave. She turned, flipping her dark locks to prepare her lesson. Apparently, the oldest of the boys would be in her class.

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"Gentlemen, there are about 300 girls at this school. Prepare yourselves to enter heaven." Naruto said smugly. Despite his small appearance, Naruto was actually an incredibly skilled kick-boxer and his body showed his hard work. Even though it was covered with a dark blue blazer, the girls above could imagine his perfectly sculpted chest complete with a six-pack. Beside Naruto stood his best friend and heir to the Uchiha Industries known as Uchiha Sasuke. If Naruto was perfect then Sasuke was undefinable. Sasuke stood a whole head over his friend and his dark hair, eyes, and pale skin contrasted sharply with Naruto's.

"Hm...this should be...interesting." Sasuke said slowly, calmly in a velvet voice.

"How long are we just gonna stand here!? I wanna see all the hot girls!" Sarutobi Konohamaru exclaimed softly. At 14-years-old, Konohamaru, whose grandfather was the previous mayor before Naruto's father, was quite impressive himself. His skin was somewhere between Sasuke's paleness and Naruto's tanness. He had brown hair sculpted neatly into spikes and his brown eyes were almost as addictive to girls as chocolate...or so he had been told.

"Let's go you dumbasses." Gaara said, just loud enough for his friends to hear from where he was which was halfway between them and the door. His father was the mayor of Sunagakure and the one who Gaara recieved most of his looks from. He had the traditional messy red hair of Suna that Konoha girls loved and his green eyes were like a beautiful grass garden. His skin was a shade tanner than Sasuke's.

Haku said nothing, though he was right beside Gaara. He only vaguely knew the four boys he would be attending this school with. It wasn't that Haku minded being at an all-girls school. In fact, he actually kind of enjoyed it. However, this would not help with his home situation. Haku's whole extended family thought he was gay, mostly because of his soft, feminine face and long raven hair. Going to an all-girls school wouldn't help much unless Haku could find a decent girlfriend. Decent meaning slutty enough to prove he was straight but good enough to be a mom, just in case the unlikely happened.

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"Ino, quit being such a whore." Haruno Sakura told her best friend/bitter rival. Sakura was a foil to Ino in almost every way. The two girls were equally impressive in terms of appearance, but while Ino loved to have fun, Sakura was determined to go to America, meet a good, hot and intelligent Hispanic man and have a daughter followed by twin boys and then another daughter.

"Sakura, quit being such a prick." Ino said as she waited by the school's front door like a tiger waiting for its prey to come within pouncing distance. While Ino sang and did cheerleading, Sakura studied. The pink-haired sixteen-year-old took judo for about a year and then stopped when it began cutting into her study time. She had learned just enough to defend herself from some pervert lest she had to walk home after falling asleep in the library after studying.

Yes, Sakura was very proactive.

"What are you girls doing here?!", shouted student-council president Tayuya as she walked down the stairs. Sakura was just on her way upstairs. The two girls passed each other.

"Waiting to welcome the new students of course." Ino said innocently. Tayuya sneered at her.

"Bullshit you bunch of damn vixens. Get the hell to the class, now!" The redhead ordered. All of the girls grudgingly began walking up the stairs to their first period classes. Soon, the only girl left was Subaku Temari who stood waiting in front of the door with her arms crossed and an annoyed scowl on her face.

"That means you too Subaku!" Tayuya shouted.

"One of them is my little brother." Temari stated without turning to look at Tayuya. The redhead roared on the inside. Temari was probably the only girl alive who could stand up to Tayuya and live to tell the tale.

Then, the probability field must have shattered because the most unlikely thing ever happened.

"This year is going to be interesting." Naruto, Sasuke, Konohamaru, Gaara, Haku, Temari, Tayuya, Sakura, Ino, Tsunade, and Shizune said simultaneously.

Well here is my comeback project. I'm focusing everything on this story, so I hope you all enjoy it. The pairings are still in the works, so you'l just have to keep reading. I hope you all enjoy it. Thank you for reading and please review.