Hi! New novel, (save us please) I may not finish it...
Kish – That's obvious.
Mai (me) – Shut up, just cause I never finished the others! This could be THE ONE.
Ichigo – I'll believe it when I see it.
DISCLAIMER – I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew. If I did Masaya would have married a tree then had his legs cut off by a woodcutter. Then died. YAY!
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Ichigo stretched and looked around at her friends, they were all sat at a table in Cafe Mew Mew savouring the fact that they wouldn't have to work until Monday as they had Sunday's off. "You know what? I could really do with a holiday. Somewhere sunny." Pudding nodded excitably nearly falling off the table (which she was sitting on rather that at) She righted herself.
"Ichigo 'nee-chan can go to England!" Mint shook her head and Lettuce gave a small laugh,
"Um. Pudding-san? Ichigo said somewhere warm!" Lettuce smiled at Pudding who simply reached for another cookie from the plate beside her. Ichigo shook her head and sighed
"On second thoughts, who cares about warmth and sunlight – I just want to get away from Tokyo at the moment." Zakuro raised an eyebrow.
"Why? What's wrong with Tokyo?" she asked.
"I'm kinda bored, I want a change of scene."
"I want never gets!" Mint crossed her arms and Pudding laughed.
"But Mint onee-chan can't talk! She always gets what she wants no na da!" Ichigo stood up leaving Pudding and Mint bickering, Zakuro talking on her phone and Lettuce just relaxing. Ichigo went into the changing rooms and pulled on a black skirt trimmed with red and a purple long-sleeved top before leaving the cafe calling her farewell to anyone who might be listening. The cat mew ran down the road, wanting to get home quickly as she'd forgotten to bring a coat. 'A holiday sure would be nice.' She thought as she skidded round the corner, nearly crashing into an elderly man. Little did she know a certain green-haired alien was watching her smiling evilly.
"So you want a holiday my lovely koneko-chan? A holiday you shall get, somehow..." Kisshu laughed and teleported in front of Ichigo quickly stealing a kiss and disappearing before she could register what had happened and slap him. "Byeee koneko-chan!" Little did he know he was also being watched but more curiously.
"So she's Kisshu's girl? He stalks her? Oh well – if she wants a holiday, I have a perfect idea to get her one... with Kisshu!" This second figure laughed as evilly as the previous alien watching Ichigo scream something along the lines of 'WHY CAN'T HE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND STAY ON HIS OWN STUPID PLANET?!' (A.N – This is after the episodes but A La Mode never happened) "HEY! KONEKO! YOU WANT A HOLIDAY? YOU JUST GOT ONE PLANNED FOR YOU!" The second alien appeared in front of Ichigo and she stopped screaming regarding this girl. She had green hair with one bit tied by the side of her face with a raspberry coloured tie. She had golden cat-like eyes and her clothes were like Kisshu's except dark blue and black, trimmed with raspberry red. She wore boots like Kisshu's but black and on her forearms and bottoms of her legs were navy bandages. She had the lobes of her elfin ears pierced with silver rings and 3 smaller rings at the top of her right ear. Ichigo's first reaction was to yell,
"You're an alien!" The alien girl nodded,
"Yep! Duh! The name's Razz. Well Razu Beri Tahiti but that's a bit of a gobful isn't it!" Ichigo was stunned at this strange creature.
"What? Aliens don't belong on EARTH! Are you invading? That has to be it! Mew Mew Strawberry Metamorpho-sis!" Soon Mew Ichigo stood before Razz who looked crestfallen.
"Well Mew Ichigo, I'm hurt. Jumping to conclusions like that! Kish spends his life alternating between Earth and our planet. You don't think he's invading!"
"Yeah, well you get used to someone like Kisshu being around – hang on! Why am I even telling you this?" Ichigo stopped.
"It's obviously my amazing charm." Grinned Razz, now cheered up. "I must have learnt it from Kish... you'd expect him to have charm being like 'saviour of the planet'!" Ichigo narrowed her eyes
"Strawberry Bell!"
"Ichigo's there's no need for- OW!" Ichigo whacked Razz round the head with her bell. She fell to the floor and raised an arm in front of her head to shield any further blows. "God Ichigo! That hurts like hell! Get away from me psycho! What was that for?"
Ichigo glared down at the alien at her feet, and shook her head at the girls annoyed spoken words,
"Because you're an alien. You're a freak. You're weird and an alien fan girl to Kish." Razz looked stunned for a second then did her normal thing, ignore everything the person had said and focussing on what she found interesting or amusing. She spluttered with laughter.
"Me? Kish? Fan girls? Oh hell, I'm gonna die laughing!" Ichigo kicked Razz in the stomach which quickly shut her up as she gasped for breath. "Why do you k-keep a-attacking me Ichi-" This was as much as she could manage before subsiding into coughing. Laughing very hard and being kicked in the stomach really didn't go together very well. Ichigo sighed,
"What is your relation to Kisshu?" Razz stayed silent "I SAID, WHAT IS YOUR RELATION TO KISSHU?" Ichigo bared her teeth, she was getting sick of this green haired alien. Razz finally spoke.
"Keep your voice down Ichigo, do you want some innocent person to look out of their window to see you glaring down at an innocent girl lying at your feet. That wouldn't look very good, would it? I can see the newspaper headline now 'Superhero caught in the act!' It would be magnificent." Razz floated off into a dream world then rolled out of the way as Ichigo tried to kick her again. Finally deciding to get up Razz slowly climbed to her feet, well floating a few inches above the ground.
"Can't you just leave me alone, baka!?" Ichigo was tired and cold. To her surprise Razz nodded mutely,
"Okies koneko. See you soon and remember – you will get a holiday whether you want it or not!" Razz cackled then covered her mouth with her hand "Oh, I nearly forgot! I gotta do something." Ichigo's eyes widened as Razz was engulfed in a flash of electric blue light, and then there stood a black wolf-like dog with a slight blue tint to its glossy fur. Ichigo took a step backwards 'That freak just turned into a wolf-dog-thing??' The wolf started to run off down the road then suddenly changed direction and sprinted towards Ichigo, took a running jump and flew past centimetres away from her face. It scratched her face as it went past. Ichigo felt blood and screamed some incomprehensible words at Razz/Wolf-Dog-Thing. She was sure she heard the wolf hiss back "It's a lot less painful than what you did to me!" Then she turned back to her alien self and teleported before Ichigo could strangle her.
Ichigo ran for home shivering and fed-up, the last thing she needed now was Kish turning up. He teleported in the air above her,
"Hiya koneko-chan!" Kish grinned, biding his time until he could steal a kiss. Ichigo growled,
"Kisshu! Go away! I don't have time to deal with you today – I need to get home."
"Aww koneko-chan when do you ever have time?" Ichigo threw her strawberry bell at Kisshu's head and it hit him right between the eyes. He clutched his head and looked hurt,
"Koneko-chan? That hurt." Ichigo shook her head.
"Sorry, sorry. I'm just in a rush today you understand, right?" Kish nodded dumbfounded 'Ichigo had just apologized to HIM! HIM! Her perverted, annoying alien stalker! And she hadn't even screamed it! Oh happy day! Happy day! Happy Daaaaaaaaaaaay!' Kisshu controlled his feelings and resisted the urge to sing and dance.
"Yeah, sure. Bye Ichigo."
"Bye Kisshu." She then ran quickly towards home. She was in her room by the time she realised he had called her Ichigo. Not koneko-chan, kitten, kitty-cat. Simply Ichigo.
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Yay – chapter 1's finished! Finally.
Kish – Yeeeees, Ichigo was nice to me.
Ichigo – I was tired, I wasn't thinking straight. Give me a break!
Kish – awwwwwwwwwww no fair!
Me – Shut up.
Review please and I'll let Aoyama haters loose on him with chainsaws and Aoyama lovers, well, he'll give you a cyber-tree. And cookies for all!
Mai
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