This story has language and violence
As Budd lay there on the floor his trailer messed up after he had been murdered by Elle, he lay there in agony.
"Well, I'm going to read you something my boss found out about what just ripped you apart Okay, Budd"
Budd groaned and Elle laughed an evil laugh.
"The Black Mamba is one of the most poisonous snakes in the world, the saying goes in africa in a bush a tiger can kill you, an elephant
can kill you or a black mamba can kill you, for you guess which one it is"
Budd groaned more.
"a tiger?" budd groaned in agony, "a elephant?", Budd was screaming in pain. "No a black mamba killed you isn't that right you weak trashy shit"
"wanna know what I'm feeling, it's regret that Beatrix died in the hands of a scrub, bush-whacking, alkie piece of shit like you."
Elle began to pick up the money when her phone rang.
She picked it up.
"Hey Bill"
"No its Hermoine you stupid whore"
"Hey Hermoine"
"Im apparating over"
CRACK! Hermoine the little student girl(boss of Elle) carried her wand in one hand and her griffindor robe in one.
Hermoine said" you stupid retarded little bitch, why don't you go and pick up that shit heap while i get the sword"
Elle obiedently got Budd's body and through it out the door but when she opened the door Harry and Beatrix flew in and kicked Elle back in to the TV.
Harry hit Hermoine and then Elle tried to kick Beatrix but, beatrix ducked and Elle kicked Hermoine, Hermoine turned around and Beatrix
kicked her through the wall and Harry
went in the Bathroom and attempted to drown Hermoine in the toilet, Hermoine flushed then Harry stabbed her Hand with his wand, distant screaming was
heard. then Hermoine stopped wriggling.
Beatrix took the chair broke it over Elle and slammed back in to the counter. Ron Flew in Ron kicked Elle in Beatrix who slammed her head in to the counter.
"Expelliarmoius!" Ron shouted pointing his wand at Elle. Harry was outside after killing Hermoine and he was holding a piece of wood up, Elle
flew through the window and hit the wood then Harry took his bloody wand and poked it in her eye, his stick came out with her eye on it.
"AHHHHH! YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU FUCKING BITCH! AHHHH!" eLLE SCREAMED, then Harry
took the eye off his wand and stomped on it. Beatrix and Ron came out. Beatrix Kicked Elle so hard on her back she broke through the trailer and fell back.
Beatrix eyed her bloody enemy.
"Bitch"
"Now Let's go Kill Bill" said Harry
AT BILL'S HOUSE...
Beatrix kicked Bill in the chest back in to Ron who tripped him and he hit his head on the counter, then he took a gun and shot Ron three times in the face. He
pointed the gun at Beatrix, "drop it, bitch"
Bill stood up then Harry came flying in and kicked Bill in the side and he flew over his bar and in to the racks of glasses behind him.
"shit!" he said.
"Beatrix then thru a knife at bill and it hit him in the knee.
"AHH"
Harry dived for his ankles and one of his legs came off. Beatrix then took a shard of glass and stabbed him with it then Bill Died.
HARRY and BEATRIX hugged and smiled and cried and laughed themselves to bed.
THE END
(note- i know i left out Bebe and other things but this is Kill Bill and Harry Potter intertwined)