GROCERY INCIDENTS CHAPTER 1

(THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW)

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exaggeration

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(End of things you should know)

"Hi, I'm Tenten."

"I'm Neji."

It all started from there and grew to this day. It was a slightly rainy day and Neji and Tenten were out on a mission. It wasn't an ordinary mission; it was shopping, in a store, with food waiting to be chosen and all screaming "pick me! Pick me!" inside. (Nuh uh! Uh huh! Ahahaha). "Ugh! Why can't we just stay at home on rainy days?"

The chocolate colored haired girl exasperated, picking through the freshly grown carrots. "Hn." Was all he grunted and continued to dig through the bright red onions picking only the ones that he decided was best. "Humph. I think the lady said she needed a mushroom." The girl whispered to herself as she moved her hand over to a black, shiny mushroom cap and tried to pull it out. What she pulled out was gruesome and unlike anything you've ever seen!

"AAH! Lee? What the --- are you doing inside the mushroom box!"

"Mushroom hunting. Tenten, can you let go of my head now."

"Lee, I think you are the mushroom!"

Neji scoffed and went about his business and soon completed before the other two with his onion hunting.

"Lee, don't scare me like that anymore. I don't want to get a heart attack at sixteen just because my own teammate sat in a basket pretending to be a mushroom and was looking for mushrooms from inside the box instead of the other way around."

"Gomen dosai. (Hopefully I wrote it correctly, but I think it means sorry)"

Tenten sighed and looked around, to see that the rain was now pouring harder every breath she took and the streets were almost vacant except for the four of them, not including the fat shop owner now reading one of Jaraiya's books.

"Ok. We've finished our mission! I am so hungry!" Tenten exclaimed, cheerfully, handing her bags of vegetables into Lee's rubbery arms. Neji just stood and stared. "Gai Sensei! Where are you?" Lee exclaimed in a queer tone.

"I am here!" The vulgar looking man boomed as he stepped out of the lettuce basket. "Eew! There is a hobo (homeless person) in my beautiful, fresh lettuce!" A woman shrieked, hitting him with a straw broom on the side, but he just stood, smiled, and did his queer guy pose.

"Don't worry lady. Whoever it is, I'll get him for you and make him pay!" The vulgar looking man in the green jumpsuit assured. "Get out!" The woman groaned, returning to the cash register that sat to the farthest end of the small store. "We are finished with our mission Gai Sensei!" Lee proclaimed, clamping his teeth together.

"Great job Lee!"

"Thank you Gai Sensei!"

Lee announced, hugging his big, fat Sensei with his strong arms and crying anime style. Weirdoes. Tenten thought to herself as she stepped backwards and tripped on a piece of lettuce.

"Aah!" Tenten shrieked as her chocolate colored hair escaped from her red ribbon that was entrapping it and thought that this was the end until an arm reached out to her rescue. Her milk chocolate eyes met with his crystal colored eyes as their faces were face to face and only a couple millimeters away…

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