I'm practicing for when the Gruvia Fluff Fest comes round this December. I don't normally participate in these sorts of things (hey, I might be doing Stingue Week too! I'm thinking about it) but since it's Gruvia and I ship it and have been for a long time and haven't really written anything that's truly Gruvia then I thought, why not? The prompts are really cute too so yeah! Um, this is based off the song Paralyzed by Big Time Rush (I like their music but I don't normally listen to it much, I kinda often forget they were ever around, lol) Oh, and I am working on a really long Lyon Vastia oneshot, as well as like, several other fics I have. Uh, but I might not update after today since I kinda need to put all my fics onto word documents for safe keeping - my laptop's beginning to act up like my last one did so I kinda wanna be prepared for if anything does go wrong with it, y'know? That reminds me...I need to ask my mum for a memory stick too... I used to have one for school but never used it lol. Anyway, on with the fic!


Ugh, this is getting exhausting and so terribly frustrating! Why can't I just do it already, it's been over at least 8 years! Granted, 7 of those years I spent sleeping in some sort of weird coma-like state but still! It's like she's a drug I can't take. A drink of tequila I can't have. It's killing me, man!

...Shut up Elfman.

But seriously bro, it's turning into a craving. I just need her so desperately but every time I get near her to ask I just can't. The words don't come out, my heart beats faster than it possibly should and I feel weak in the knees and all those other lovey-dovey symptoms you get for this sort of thing. I'm paralyzed when it comes to her...

...I'd make a move if I had the guts to and you fully well know it, dammit! Why the hell am I even talking to you two about this anyway?

...Yes Natsu, that would most definitely end up with putting me in jail or a restraining order. And what's your brilliant plan, Vastia?

...I honestly don't know which idea was worse. You two are useless! I expected this from Natsu but from you Lyon? Really? I was putting my faith in you until now, dumbass.

...Hey don't call me a dumbass, this is a natural effect, I swear!

...You guys were meant to be helping me, not trying to- Oh hey Juvia, what are you doing here?


...I like writing in this sort of style, I haven't seen it before. And yes, Gray was talking to Natsu and Lyon about this of all people xD