An of-age human of the male persuasion stands in his room alone. Today is the eleventh of July, and as such it is his birthday. Even though he is old enough to do various things, it is only today that he will be given a name.
Enter Name.
Autistic Shitface_
Wait a second, he already has a name. Nice try, fuckass!
Reveal Name.
√ Jack Husher
Your name is JACK HUSHER, and you are a human male of legal age. As stated above, it is your birthday, not that you care for such trivial matters. You have a variety of interests. Among these are ANIME, VIDEO GAMES, and MASKED RIDER. There are various anime posters on the walls of your room and there is a TV and a video game system in one of the corners.
What will you do?
Examine yourself.
You look at yourself in the mirror. You stand around six feet and weight around 200 pounds. You have brown hair that mats across your head and likes to get tangled and fucked up at the back of your head. You are Caucasian A closer look at your eyes reveals that they are hazel and slightly sunken in due to your habit of playing GAMES instead of sleeping.
Examine Anime Posters.
You turn your head to one of the many anime posters on your wall. This particular one is of your "waifu, Misaka Mikoto. She is from an anime named RAILDEX and is very cute and perky. You love her shocking personality and how she kicks ass. If only real chicks could kick ass as much as her, you'd be more inclined to talk to them. Oh well, maybe there are alien chicks somewhere in the multi-verse.
You move your eyes to another anime poster. This is one of a strapping, almost naked, young lad who would probably be underage if her were real. He is sitting on a rock in the water, and is wearing nothing but a tight speedo. You gaze longingly at the poster, giggling a bit before clearing your head.
Your computer beeps from behind you, it seems someone is pestering you on the ol' Pesterchum. What will you do?