*Just as a heads up, I don't own honest trailers, honest game trailers, or supercell* Also, if honest game trailers see this, they are allowed to take it. It would be cool since it is the first "fan made trailer". Anyway, hope you all enjoy*
The following trailer is rated "H" for "Honest"
From the company that has more pay-to-win games than the amount of fingers you tap on your phone, comes a new game that makes it almost makes it impossible to protect your base with magical gemmmms... "(epic voice guy, or evg) Wait guys. I literally swear we already did this one. I mean, you use minerals to get minerals to build structures. Isn't this clash of clans?" "Ummm... no we haven't. This game uses diamonds instead of emeralds" "Oh really? Ok.." Boom Beach.
Get ready for an exciting new tycoon game, where you use your resources from your collectors, other players and from the bosses to upgrade your town hall, which leads to new upgrades and buildings, which allows you to build your town hall so you can unlock more troops buildings and upgrades, which allows you to upgrade your town hall so on and so forth that... "(evg) Seriously, guys! This is just like coc. Why must we make another one of these trailers on the same topic?" "Cause, it has a different name."
Anyway, gather up all the troops to fight a notorious villain called Hammerman, who attacks you with all his might, which is a few puny troops, and after that, gives up? And you can destroy all his bases? What? And the other guy, Dr. T, just sits there and lets you take all his resources, and he never even attacks you? He he resets his base just so you can take more! And he sets up a crab that leads you to stealing more!
With a new adventure, comes challenges like no other. Stuff including where to tap your finger and put your troops on a beach, where to tap to heal your troops, where to tap to select a purchase in the shop, questioning what's the point to this game, tapping on your rosources, and tapping on the constant "lost the battle" page! So much effort, right?
But how can that be explained when more questions grinds our gears like... "how can a tank fit onto a boat without breaking the boat with it's great mass?" And "why does every building blow up after you defeat a base?" And "how can your buildings come back to life after being destroyed?" And "Where are all the chest containing diamonds coming from?" And "Why are the diamonds purple? Diamonds are white and seethrough!" And "Why, when you kill enemies at your base, why do you get diamonds from killing people?" And "What even happens to people under an enemy base?" And finally, "Why do we still see the logo as sup erc ell?"
STARRING:
sniper tower - archer tower from coc
mortar - mortar from coc
mine - bomb from coc
boom mine - giant bomb from coc
cannon - almost the same concept as the cannon from coc
machine gun - wizard tower from coc
armory - laboratory from coc
shop - shop from coc
gold storage - gold storage of coc
gold - gold from coc
tree - tree of coc
rock - rock from coc
grass - grass from coc
I think you get the point
In... Clash of Carbine (Carbine is a light weight gun)!
Well, at least the deaths of the troops of other players don't contain body fluids, and is instead with... uh...
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