I'm baaack! Hey, all, it's Syn, and I'm back with a brand spankin' new fic! Yes, I'm still going to be torturing the YGO cast, simply because it amuses me.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of YGO, nor am I making any money off of these fics. Kinda wish I did, because then I would be paying off my tuition. I am merely using these characters for my own personal amusement, and that of others. I probably do not own this idea. If I inadvertently use someone else's idea, I apologize. These things are everywhere, and ideas are bound to cross or be reused. If what I write is too close to something you've seen in another fic, please let me know, and I will attempt to change it up enough that I don't get in trouble. I do not own the brain that came up with this idea – that's owned by a rental company, unfortunately – but I do own the computer it was typed on. Yay!

Warnings: Um… Insanity's a given, considering the characters… Mild swearing, dog jokes, attempted homicide/suicide… Once again, that's kind of a given, considering… Bakura and Marik in general. There might even be singing! Gasp!

Now, let's get started!

One fine day in Domino City, all was peaceful. The sky was blue, the birds were chirping happily, and all was right with the world. Except for a tanned Egyptian banging his head against a wall, muttering, "I am so bored! Why is there nothing to do?" Wincing at the headache he'd given himself, he turned and flopped down on his couch, pouting up at the ceiling.

Elsewhere, a pale young man with snow white hair that somehow made him look more evil than innocent, smirked. Did his ears deceive him? Or had someone really just said they were bored? With an evil cackle, he ran off, plots running rampant through his mind.

Meanwhile, the Egyptian paled. Somehow, he got the feeling that something was about to go terribly wrong… Little did he know, others that he knew in this city had just gotten the same exact foreboding sense of doom…

And there's the prologue! I'm already starting on the first chapter. I should have it posted either tonight or sometime tomorrow. Click the pretty little button, and feed the plot chickens! I need their ideas!