CHARACTERS Special Appearances: Spock, Brona, Captain Picard, Q
Allanon Me (Kaylee)
Zedd Amo
Worf Optimus Prime
Eragon Bumblebee
Harry Megatron
Richard Ratchet
Menion Ironhide
Arya Starscream
Kahlan Paul and Co.
This is written in script format and kills 99.99% of the brain cells that keep you sane. Read at own risk.
Allanon- what the hell is going on here?
Kahlan- I don't know. Who the hell are you? RICHARD!!!!
Richard- Kahlan calm down I'm right here. Zedd is here too. Just chill. OK?
Kahlan- OK. But who is the tall guy over there? He's creepy.
Allanon- Um. Excuse me. I'm right here and can here everything you say.
Harry and Eragon- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Menion- SHUT UP! You dimwits. Allanon what in the name of everything good is going on here?
Allanon- I don't know Menion. I really don't know.
Worf- It seems to me that…
Arya and Eragon- Oh Shut up!
Worf- Make me.
Eragon- OK you asked for it. (Raises hand. Gedwey Ignasia starts glowing)
Worf- OK I'll stop just stop whatever it is your doing.
Arya- that's better.
Zedd- All right, listen everyone. We have to find out how we got here and why.
Everyone (except Richard and Kahlan)- SHUT UP!
Zedd- you did not just tell me to shut up.
Richard and Kahlan- We didn't…
Zedd- Shut up you two. (To everyone else) you think you can take me. The great first wizard Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander. I like to see you try. (Evil smirk)
Allanon- Ok. You want to fight lets have it,
Richard- you two calm down. We don't need any fighting right now. Zedd's right. What we need to do right now is find out how we got here and why.
Menion- Dude, um once you piss him off there is no going back. Trust me I was once almost on the receiving end.
Zedd- All right lets have it.
Richard- you wanna take this outside.
Allanon- you first…
Menion- we are outside stupid.
(The pairs start circling preparing to fight)
ME- Knock it off!!!!!!
Amo- Yeah what she said.
ME- I don't need a echo Amo,
Amo- Sorry.
ME- its all good don't worry. Now back to you four. Allanon and Menion go over there. Richard and Zedd there. Happy now.
(All four nod unhappily)
ME- good now…
(Three comets come crashing down)
Amo and ME- OH MY GOD… Its Optimus Prime and Bumblebee.
ME- and ugh Megatron. EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Megatron- Optimus you will never win. Stop trying to protect these insignificant beings.
Optimus Prime- Megatron you are wrong. I will win. The humans will not suffer for your stupidity.
ME- Ummmm. Megatron shut up and sit your aft down.
Megatron- But…
ME- do it. NOW!
Megatron- OK… But I'm not happy.
ME- fine with me as long as you do it.
Optimus- Thank you.
ME- no prob. By the way my name's Kaylee. Excuse me while I make the rest of the idiots shut up and listen.
Optimus- Go ahead.
ME- All right, listen up everyone. I don't know how you got here and I don't really care anyways. The fact remains that you're here with no way of getting back. And if you don't shut up I'm going to slap you all. That's better. Now back to what I was saying. Since you're here and I know whom all of you are, don't even try it Megatron, perhaps you can help me solve a little problem of mine. Megatron I'm still watching you so don't even think it.
Allanon- Excuse me but who are you to be giving us all orders?
ME- ooh, aren't we touchy today. Anyways it wasn't an order it was a suggestion. Allanon you don't have to help. You can just sit back and watch but if our attempts don't work and the world ends well I'll know whom to blame. Hey Bee could you help me with a little something. Your closer so could you put me down there.
Bumblebee- sure.
ME- thank you. Now as I was saying I have a problem that I would appreciate your help in solving.
Harry- and what is this problem?
Amo- Her problem is mental insanity. She's got issues on top of her issues.
ME- thank you the peanut gallery. My problem is I have a bunch of rivals that now hate me trying to kill me and exterminate most all life and restart everything in their image. And Amo I know I have some issues but issues on top if issues that may be a little much. Oh and Megatron if you even think about doing either if the two things I am going to say Primus help me I will kick your aft. First helping them second battling or even thinking bad thoughts about Prime.
Megatron- Why shouldn't I and what are you going to do about it if I did? Oh and what is it with you? Your like all over him.
ME- you don't want to know what I'd do. And as to the second question I have severe F.O.D. like severe. I have the autobot insignia tattooed on my shoulder. See? Optimus just happens to be my favorite. Do you not see the shirt?
Everyone but Megatron- What's F.O.D.?
Amo- Fangirl Obsessive Disorder and man does she have it bad when it comes to Opti here. Though she does freak when anyone badmouths Ironhide, Ratchet, and you Allanon. And Kaylee what does your shirt have to do with anything? I mean I can see it has the autobot sign on the front but… Oh.
(I turn around and show every one the back where it says 77 and on top it says Opti's Girl)
Everyone but the two Autobots-…0.o