I wrote this Epic Rap Battle myself. It's based on a combination of the Epic Pony Rap Battle of Equestria of Big Mac Vs. Prince Blueblood, and Cad's rap video. I don't own the characters, but I DO own the lyrics. The song is mine. Enjoy.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Cad Spinner...
Versus...
Blade Ranger!
Begin!
Cad: My name is Cad Spinner, and I'm here to say, my mad rappin' skillz will blow your mind away! You think you're so great, Blade? Tryin' to leave me sweatin'. But now it's Cad's turn, to come and teach you a lesson. I can throw my weight around, so what're you gonna do? I'm the guy in charge. Where the fuck does that leave you?!
Blade: You like to talk of big game, you sure are daft, ya big prick. But I'm not leavin' till I teach your ass a few of my tricks. Sure, you're the big guy in charge. But there ain't nobody thrilled. Cuz, you stupid motherfucker, you almost got us all killed! You picked a fight you can't win. Just pack your shit and go home. Hey, what's that there? Is that a smudge on your chrome? (Cad: WHERE?!) Blade: You're causin' big fires? Well, I bring the rain. You're not the king, Cad. You're just a big, royal pain!
Cad: You think you're so tough, Blade? You think you're the best? You're just a washed up old actor, who couldn't pass the test! This ain't the fire scene, you pig, now get that mud off you paint. I got my ass in the air, why don't you come kiss my taint? Some people tried to tell me, "Get the fuck out of Dodge," But fuck all that noise, I'll go down with my Lodge! But I got one thing to ask before I end this tirade. Why'd you get so upset when I called you "Blazin' Blade"?
Blade: You're just so fancy. You're so Upper Class. You just sit in your office, and polish your ass. Meanwhile, my team busts their asses, we work hard everyday. We love what we do... What else can I say? And now you're out there somewhere, just makin' love to your hand. Cuz what you got now, Bitch? Just some Cacti and sand! You better shut your mouth before I curb stomp your face. Now, get your pampered ass up and GET THE FUCK OFF MY BASE!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!