THE HAMPSTER THAT GAVE UP BEFORE THE GAME HAD STARTED
One beautiful day in Forks, Washington, Alice found a strikingly new appreciation for cats and kitties. She ventured out into the city, gathering all the cats and kitties she could find. Gearing the cats and kitties up for war, she decided that the appreciation was ending; she flew them all out to Paris to live happily ever after. The cats and kitties called her later that afternoon, seeking help against the French trees. The cats and kitties kept getting stuck in them. Alice stole the Hypnotizing Gel, from the Vulturi, and spread it over all the trees in Paris. The trees caught the cats and kitties no more. When that ruckus was over and finished with, Alice fed all the cats and kitties newspapers for dinner. They found them delicious. Next, she took them to the theatre to watch Mafia movies. To add a touching end to Alice's time with the cats and kitties, she flew them on planes to live a new and happy life in Iraq.
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