Jackie watched the three Fishmen she had busted out of jail from the rafters of her galley on the Black Pearl Jr. w/ a weird smile on her face.
Through his mouthful Kuroobi, a Ray Fishman, asked "So…what's the plan?"
Jackie chuckled "Simple: You help me take out the pirates most likely to be Pirate King…"
Arlong, a Sawfish Fishman, swallowed his mouthful before saying "What do we have to do particularly? Kill Mugiwara?"
Jackie eyes were hidden in the shadows of her bangs and glasses but all 3, Arlong, Chu, and Kuroobi could see a maniacal grin on her face
"PRESISELY…" She hissed.
She jumped from beam to beam and then onto the floor, the substance from the world between worlds spouting up from either side and then in front of her.
[Jackie]I know that your powers of retention,
Are as wet as a warthog's backside…
But thick as you are, pay attention!(knocks food out of Chu's hands forcing him to stand up straight)
My words are a matter of pride…
It's clear from your vacant expressions,(waves hand in Chu's face)
The lights are not all on upstairs,
But we're talking kings and successions!(Arlong and Kuroobi chuckle)
Even you can't be caught unawares!
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime!
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shining new era,Is tiptoeing nearer…
[Arlong]And where do we feature?
[Jackie](grabs onto Arlong's cheek) Just listen to teacher…
I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded,
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared…(kicks Chu into the table and all 3 Fishmen disappear under a wave of meat and fish bones)
Be prepared!
[Kuroobi (talking normally)]
Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh....For what?
[Jackie (talking normally)]
For the death of a King!
[Kuroobi (talking normally)]
Why? Is Whitebeard sick?
[Jackie(talking normally)]
(grabs his shirt front) No, kuso fish! We're going to kill him! And Mugiwara too.
[Arlong]
Great idea! Who needs a Puman king?
[Arlong (and then Kuroobi):]No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
[Jackie]
BAKAS! There will be a king!
[Kuroobi]
Hey, but you said, uh...
[Jackie]
I will be King! ...Stick with me, andyou'll never go hungry again!
[Arlong and Kuroobi]
Yaay! All right! Long live the King!
[All members of Jackie's crew]
Long live the King! Long live the King!
[All crew members {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction}]It's great that we'll soon be connected…With a King who'll be all-time adored…
[Jackie]
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected,
To take certain duties on board…
The future is littered with prizes,
And though I'm the main addressee…
The point that I must emphasize is,
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century!(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam!(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning!(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning!(Lots of food)
Decades of denial!(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll!(Endless meat)
Be King undisputed!(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted!(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am!(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my blades and ambitions are bared!(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
[All]Yes, our blades and ambitions are bared!!Be prepared!
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Note: Kuso=Shit or Shitty R&R PLEZ!!!!!