Yugi the Matchmaker

by Marik's Dark Queen

Summary: Tea wants to be Yami's girlfriend but Yami hates her. So Yugi tries to find another suitable boyfriend for Tea…(Not for Tea fans)

Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh.

'He's so perfect!' Tea thought as she entered the game shop. She went there to visit Yami and ask him for the fifth time in 2 days if he wanted to marry her. She had big plans for them. 'We will be so happy, and we will move in a big house in the country and we will have many, many, many babies and chickens in our yard and every day we will eat fresh eggs for free! Our kids' names will be little Yami, little Yami, little Yami and little Tea, little Tea and little Tea. We will also have two goldfishes! We will call them Yami and Tea! And two puppies to remind us of our little friends Yugi and Joey!'

Yami saw her from his window and ran to Yugi.

"Quickly hide me somewhere!" he said shaking Yugi. Yugi panicked and closed Yami in the closest just in time to see Tea entering the room.

"Hello little Yugi!" she said in a happy, dreaming voice.

"For the last time Tea I'm older than you!"

"Fine, fine! I'll call you shrimp then! So hello little shrimp! I came to see my Yami! Yami! Oohoo! Where are you? Your future-wife is waiting for a little kiss!" she said.

Yami inside of the closet sweat dropped.

"Look Tea…mmm…he isn't here right now so you could come later," said Yugi.

"It's ok Yugi I'll wait for him. In the meantime tell me does he looks cute naked in the shower?" Tea giggled.

"I am a guy Tea! I wouldn't know how he looks naked!" Yugi shouted at her.

"Oh well… I'll go to the bathroom to see if my hair is ok…" she said leaving the room.

Yami came out of the closet and pulled Yugi near him.

"Get rid of her Yugi! I beg you! Save me from the brown-haired evil!" he said.

"How? She won't leave?"

"I don't know, just tell her anything to make her leave!" Yami said returning into the closet. Tea came back to the room.

"Tea, there is something that I would like to tell you" said Yugi. "It's about Yami."

"Really! A message for me!" she said excitedly.

"Tea, Yami is gay. He cannot marry you."

"What! But how! I had planned every little detail of our future!" she said. She started sobbing and Yugi was panicked.

"No Tea! It's all right…because…because I have the perfect husband for you!" he told her.

"You do?" she said looking at him.

"Yes. He is a nice and polite man and I am sure that he likes you."

"Really? Who is it? Do I know him?"

"Of course you do. You have seen him many times in the game shop."

"Ooooh! Let me guess. Is he Joey?"

"No"

"Ryou?"

"No"

"Tristan?"

"No"

"Duke?"

"No"

"Kaiba?"

"No"

"Bakura?"

"No"

"Marik?"

"God, no!"

"Oh my little Yugi! You shy little shrimp! It' s you isn't it?" she said hugging Yugi and squeezing him.

"NO, NO!"

"Then who is he?" she asked.

"My grandpa of course!" Yugi said and before he could finish Tea had run out of the game shop.

Yami came out of the closet looking at Yugi angrily.

"Yami is what!"

"Oh, sorry Yami! But you said anything!" said Yugi terrified.

And it was quite effective because Tea never stepped on the game shop again.

The End

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