Disclaimer: I don't own either Harry Potter or Naruto.

Warnings: Language

A/N: Well I've had some requests for certain interaction between two characters, or wanting to know how what happened in the missing scenes. (I'm not writing what Sirius did to Dumbledore unless I get a really good plot bunny. The truth is that whatever Sirius would have done to him is better than anything I could ever write.)To prevent Arashi ni narimasu from becoming too out of hand I decided to make this collection of oneshots. Some of these may be used in the main story as flashbacks but mainly this is for me to write plots, that while fitting with the story, wouldn't work well with the continuity of the story.

The title is supposed to mean calm before a storm. If it's wrong would someone please tell me.

This takes place about a month after Sirius arrives in Konoha.

"So this is it."

"Hai."

"You're really going to go through with this huh?"

"…."

"You don't have to you know. No pressure."

"…."

"I mean just think of all those people. What if you mess up? You'll never be able to take this back. They'll remember it forever. You could just postpone it, I'm sure Arashi wouldn't mind. I mean-" Sirius was cut off by a fist to the top of his head.

"Baka! What do you think your doing trying to get my deshi to back out?" Tsunade screamed. "You've been here all of one month and your already messing up his future career."

"He's more than prepared for this!" She continued. "His training was overseen by over fifty percent of the villages Jounin whenever they had free time during the war. He's been ready to be tested for Chunin for months now and-"

"Tsunade-sama-" Hikaru tried to interrupt.

"- you need to-"

"Tsunade-sama plea-"

"-realize that things-"

Hikaru finally had enough. "Tsunade-sama!" He screamed.

"Nani? Can't you see I'm dealing with your baka of a kyoufu, Hikaru?" Tsunade asked, whirling around to face the young boy, warm amber eyes sparking with annoyance.

Hikaru eyed his Shishou with amusement. "Un, and normally I wouldn't mind. However he may have some difficulties retaining what your telling him this time."

Tsunade arched a brow at her newest deshi. "Oh? I know he's thick but he's always remembered before."

Hikaru nodded solemnly. "Ah, well this time may be a little different."

"How so?"

"Well Sensei, it's quite hard to retain information if your unconscious."

"Oh. Well damn."

Glossary: Some terms may be incorrect. Please inform me if this is the case.

Deshi: Student or apprentice

Nani: What

Kyoufu: Godfather

Shishou: Master or teacher

Un: Yeah

Sensei: Teacher