Document Opened: 05/03/2009, 08:59pm.

Authors Note:

I'm having to re-write this the original is gone. Seriously, all of my previous works did not save during a transfer and I'm having to re-write everything.

Anyway, these are little chibi-Dei pieces that could not go into full stories.

They vary in time-line, genre and length.

Warnings will be in each chapter.:3.

This one for example.

An AU version of their time. And hopefully humor.

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The four year old was still sitting where he was since nearly two hours ago. He wanted to go and do something else but he did not wish to anger his baby-sitter and was doing as he was told. Sitting down and being quiet while the man, Kakuzu, counted his latest bounty money. So he sat there and at the moment was moving his beloved bears arms up and down almost hypnotically.

While he was fiddling with his bear he was reminded of Sasori-Danna. Not long after he had been brought to this place Sasori had offered to get him a new one but he refused. He didn't care how many stiches were visible all over the bear. People could get stitched back together and so could his bear.

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A few minutes later Kakuzu was done and was mildly impressed at how quiet the kid had actually been. It was hittiing on six thirty pm and he knew the boy must be getting hungry by now. And one of the last things he wanted was to incur the wrath of mother-hen Sasori.

He glanced down and the boy was still messing around with his old bear. "Hey, kid. Let's go get dinner." The child looked up at him and nodded. Kakuzu opted for leaving his head-piece behind for the moment and proceeded to take it off.

After doing so he looked back at the bo who was looking at him with a big pale blue eye. "What?" The boy was still silent as he looked back and forth between his bear the tall nin. The child looked like he had discovered one of the secrets of the universe and after a moment he smiled brightly at the money loving ninja before he got up and walked the couple of feet over and hugged the mans leg tightly and met his confused gaze. "You're like my bear, un."

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Authors Note:

I think the original was a little longer.

Yeah, this one does a sequel but thats not until later.

I'm only putting this once and here goes.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does.

There, done. I'm off to go post this and make dinner.

Finished: 05/03/2009, 09:42pm.