AN: WOO I LOVE THE TEEN TITANS!!!11! THEY RAWK!!!! BEAST BOY AND RAVEN 4EVA11!!

RAVEN BB 4 EVA

BY: bbnrae2gethur2009

AN: THIS STORY IS SEEE KEWL U'LL LUV IT!

Raven woke up one morning. She smiled, she was soo in love. And with the most unlikely guy in the whole world Beast Boy!!1 (AN: I LUV YOU BB!!1) Never mind that fact that on her best days she could barely tolerate his corny jokes and immaturity.

Raven walked in the kitchen of Titans Tower (AN: IS ThAt WAT ITZ CALLED?!!?) there he was, Beast Boy, the charming green elf who had wormed his way into the heart of the cold goth queen. She sighed. 'I can't believe I never realized that all the squabbling between Beast Boy and myself was in fact fourplay!?'

Common sense did not matter when love came into play because of course opposites always attract. Never mind that psychologists have proven that when it comes to choosing partners in relationships opposites do not in fact attract. Forget the fact that Raven needs to control her emotions in order to keep her powers from blowing things up. In fact forget everything you know about Raven's personality and character history altogether.

"Rae do you want some Tofu eggs!?" Raven blushed furiously. Beast Boy had talked to her it was unbelievably amazing, did he know how she felt about him? 'OMG BB is soo nice! How could she have not noticed him before?!'

"Rae? …Raven?... Dude RAVEN!!!!1" Raven snapped out of the trance that Beast Boy's high pitched voice had put her in and blushed again.

"Sure BB I'd love some tofu eggs." Raven giggled and felt her face flush. Beast Boy face falted. (AN: U KNOW WHEN THEY CRASH ON THE FLOOR? WATS DAT CALLED?! OH WELL KEEP ON READING.)

"You would!? DUDE! But you never eat my eggs! DUDE! This is amazing!" Beast Boy says 'dude' every other second. This is an uncontested fact that all acknowledge to be true.

He turned to the table where the previously unmentioned Titans were sitting who all looked equally shocked. BB (AN: HIS NAME IS SOOOOO LONG 2 TYPE!!1 HEHE MY FINGURS R TIERD1!) hurried to serve Raven.

"You know Raven, if I didn't know any better I would say that you've developed a crush on Beast Boy."

"A crush, what is, Robin-Friend?" Starfire has suddenly developed a speech pattern based off of Yoda because of course all aliens talk like the small green one.

"Well Star, a crush is—"

"A CRUSH!! On Beast Boy!? How could I have a crush on him!? He is my previously undiscovered soul mate!! He and I will have many children together and we will live happily ever after." Raven clapped her hands over her mouth. "OMG I've said too much, now Beast Boy will never return my love! Perhaps I should throw myself off the roof, or maybe I'll start cutting myself!" Because, of course, all Goths cut themselves. You can't be antisocial or depressed without having masochistic tendencies, it's a fact of life.

"Wait, Raven, NO I do love you. It is you who I thought could never love me in return for I am a hideous green elf many years younger and several inches shorter that you! I feel as if we are Romeo and Juliet star-crossed lovers never to be united as one!"

Whenever you are dealing with issues of love always reference Romeo and Juliet not only does it make one seem educated they are also the perfect example of true love and soul-mates. Ignore the fact that at the end they both kill themselves, it's still romantic.

"Really and for true?! Oh how lucky I am! Kiss me BB!" Raven throws herself at BB (AN: AWWW) and they kiss passionetly and there is toungue involved, and everyone looks on in aw. (AN: I'VE OBVIUSLY KISSED SOO MANY GUYS! THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS IS WITH ME AND MY 11 YR OLD BF!)

"You go dawg, hit that, BOOYAH" This is Cyborg's obligatory line. Notice the slang and 'hip' lingo, all bla—African-American teenagers talk like this regardless of their education background or even if they like rap music. Never mind that fact that Cyborg's parents were influential research scientists who made sure their son was well-educated in addition to his having an I.Q. of 170.

AN: WELL THAT'S MY STORI!! PlEAZZZZ RR PLeaZZZ!!! I WONT RIGHT NO MORE UNLESS I GET fiv Revuws!

Please note that the category of this story is in fact parody, flame away if you so choose but do not flame me for what is intentionally a parody of bad plots and poorly educated authors. Also note that none of the authors mentioned are real at the time that I write and post this story, I have cross-checked the names on the database. This is not an attack on particular authors but a more general attack on what seem to be reoccurring bad habits in many stories on this website and in this category in particular.

Also the 'author' commentary spread throughout the story is part of the story, so I would appreciate it if it wasn't reported because this story fully meets the requirements of ff.n