Warning: This fic was done because, first of all, I ate too much cake. You have been warned!
Content: It's a NARUTO musical! with crack in it!
Flight of the Rabid Turtles
(All is quiet in the village of Konoha. The first to awake is Lady Hinata. She looks around, and tries to remember her dream.)
Hinata: WTF? Why was I dreaming about turtles last night?
(Neji comes in)
Neji: Are you okay, Hinata-san? You said something about turtles.
Hinata: I'm perfectly fine (smiles a fake smile)
Neji: Don't worry. I dreamt about turtles too.
Hinata: YOU TOO! (grabs a butterknife and heads out the door in her pajama kimono)
Neji: (thinking) Boy, if she wasn't my cousin....kukukuku,,HAHAHAHAH MWAHHAHAHAHHA!
(He looks up and sees Hanabi staring at him)
Hanabi: Father! Neji's doing it again!
(Meanwhile in the Naruto household)
Naruto: Yay! RAMEN! (grabs a bowl of ramen)
Naruto: 1..2..3..4.. (The Ramen Song!)
Ramen! Everybody's favourite!
Ramen! So good you can barely taste it!
Ramen! My knees start to quiver
Ramen! I think I have a fever!
Kakashi tells me to eat some veggies,
That'll never do.
Because Ramen is my heroine
And I'm an addict too!
(Naruto dies from MSG poisoning)
(Wherever Kiba is)
Kiba: It's okay, Akamaru. You don't need to get scared about turtles
(Akamaru whimpers)
Kiba: Hey! Let's go the Ichiraku place! That'll cheer you up!)
(Akamaru gives him a kiss)
(They head off)
Shino: By the way, I had a dream about turtles, but I GUESS NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!!!! I'LL JUST CREATE A VAST ARMY OF INSECTS AND TEAR DOWN THIS PLACE! OR MAYBE I'LL JOIN THE AKATSUKI AND TURN INTO A MASSIVE PSYCHO WHO'S SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED!!!!!! (whimpers) Nobody loves except for people I don't know! (lets the insects in his body devour him)
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I shall make this a three-shot. kukukuku..........
Don't worry I didn't take any illegal substances while making this...I'm just taking a break from all of my fics!
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A/N: Whaddya think, Apple of the Sand???