I do not own durarara.

~ This one is random… hehe, hope ya enjoy reading ~

~ Let Me Show You How I Love ~

Today was a usual day, and just like any usual day, Shizuo Heiwajima and Izaya Orihara are fighting. But well, unlike any usual day, today, there seems to be something wrong with Izaya, like hello! From the very start of their battle, today, he won't stop giving trivia about love! Wasn't that just weird? For you it may not be but for Shizuo, it was definitely weird.

"Neh Shizu-chan~…" Izaya called for the bartender's attention for like the28th time with that, annoying, grin, Shizuo hates so much, imprinted on his face as he evaded what Shizuo would throw at him.

Shizuo continuously threw non-living stuffs at Izaya and decided to hear him out…again, "What do you want this time flea?"

Izaya suddenly popped out right behind Shizuo and attempts to stab him. Luckily, Shizuo got a random item and used it to shield his body from Izaya's knife. While Shizuo and Izaya seemed as if they were in a freeze frame, Shizuo holding onto an object while Izaya holding onto his knife which is currently stuck on whatever that object is, Izaya spoke, "Did you know that you can tell how someone loves by his kisses?"

Annoyed, Shizuo twitches. Why exactly is Izaya telling him all these random trivia? Seriously, that's the 28th trivia Izaya gave him for today… not that he was counting them or anything- well, that's not what matters, what matters is why Izaya was giving all these junky information to him! Just for the sake of knowing, despite being aware of the fact that Izaya may lie to him, he decides to ask, "Tell me something flea… why exactly are you sharing all these junk to me?"

The informant's grin widened, "…Because Shizu-chan… you'll need it to understand my message." with that, Izaya shoves the object, that is shielding Shizuo from his knife, using his knife and along with his knife. Thus, he steps and leans closer towards the bodyguard and locks his lips onto the unsuspecting one.

Once Shizuo and Izaya became one through their lips, Izaya let his tongue intrude and allowed it to explore and savor the sickening sweet flavor of the protozoan's mouth. After he finished exploring the mouth, he put back his tongue to where it originally belongs, then, he bites on Shizuo's lower lip, sucks on the wound which he just created and licks the remnant of the oozing blood from the lower lip down to Shizuo's chin.

Despite everything Izaya did, Shizuo remained still, most definitely because of shock. This was definitely… weird.

After a few more seconds of licking, Izaya parts, with a bright smirk on his lips he speaks in a unusually casual yet cheerful voice, "Wanna know something else Shizu-chan? I kiss with hate. Meaning, I love with hate and I HATE YOU SHIZU-CHAN~! Ahahahaha~, I hope I managed to get through~. Ahahaha~ ja ne!" with that Izaya casually skipped away with a satisfied 'mission accomplished' look on his face.

Meanwhile… Shizuo remained dumbfounded, 'What the-…did the flea just…'

'…CONFESS TO ME?'

~ End ~

~ Thank you for reading. Heehee ~