A/N: This is a Team 7 dialogue only oneshot fic that I wrote because I just thought about what it'd be like if Sasuke was afraid of shots. Takes place after the War. Rated T for language please don't shoot me
Disclaimer: Kishimoto, take the stage
Take A Shot
"Just relax, Sasuke."
"Get the goddamn thing away from me, Sakura."
"Calm down, it's gonna be fine."
"YOU'RE not the one getting a giant fucking ass needle stuck into his shoulder."
"Sasuke this is the thinnest and smallest needle the hospital has."
"HAHA Sasuke you scaredy cat bastard! You fight a snake man, your dead-but-came-back-to-life-but-got-killed-again ancestor, the Ten Tails and a friggin' Rabbit Goddess with three eyes and you're scared of getting a shot?"
"...Fuck off, dumb ass."
"Naruto-"
"This is going to be in every biography and study written about you, I'll make sure of it. Believe it!"
"Shut up loser."
"Naruto just leave him alone."
"Sakura he's been threatened with sharper, larger and worse things before and he's scared of a fucking baby needle. It probably couldn't even dent that thick skin of his."
"Shut-"
"Oh like you aren't. I've done and supervised your checkups before, Naruto. Don't think I don't know about your same fear of "baby needles".
"...*snort* Hypocrite."
"Sasuke was that a smile??"
"OI SASUKE BASTARD JUST SMILED YA KNOW"
"Shut up loser."
"Naruto this is a hospital."
"Yeah dumb ass loser."
"Oh you wanna fight? Huh?"
"Sure, but I doubt you'd win with your crippling fear of needles."
"WHO'S THE HYPOCRITE NOW HUH?!"
intense door slamming and rival tension*
"Oh for the love of- UCHIHA SASUKE YOU COME BACK HERE FOR YOUR SHOT OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL BE SORRY"
Reviews and constructive feedback are appreciated! (No seriously please I need help)