In a dark and magical place a boy who was Rainbow Dash lived for thousands of years without anyone or anything because he couldn't figure why nobody wouldn't talk about stupid so he masturbated until daylight every time they masscred Equestria,
then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my dick tonight.
Then Santa he fucked Rudolph, as he shouted out in pain: Santa please have mercy, and stop touching me that way!
Then all the ponies fucked him, they shouted out with glee. Rudolph sang out of pain.