A piercing screech echoed through out leaky lake, it echoed on the pimple back mountains where the mystic Billy-goats bleated with surprise, it echoed in the female camp in acorn flats, in which shocked squirrel scouts looked around trying to locate the source of the blood curdling scream, customers within beef lumberjacks dropped their forks with astonishment wondering who the hell was making such an otherworldly shriek
"oh don't worry" rumbled the chainsaw wielding waiter "that's just good ol' camp kidney again!" satisfied with the answer the customers went back to their meals, and all was well again, all was well in leaky lake, all was well on pimple back mountains, all was well in acorn flats, but all was not well in camp kidney, to be precise all was not well in jelly cabin
"What..." shrieked one of its residents" do you think you are doing in my bed!?" he folded his arms waiting for an answer "…well?" his voice became dangerously low and threatening "I am waiting… Harold!" Harold looked up at his hero "nooothing" he answered truthfully, if nothing can be counted as lying in already occupied bed belonging to Raj, and trying to get a look up his scarlet night shirt. Raj kicked Harold out of his bed, it was not everyday that Raj woke up and found Harold's body sticking out from between his legs, the image was not pretty, breathing hard he got up and glared at his unperturbed cabin members "did any of you notice him come in!?" he asked them wildly
"Honestly Raj" answered Lazlo "I didn't notice Harold until you screamed"
"Background loser!" agreed clam, nodding his head
"I don't know why I find that so hard to believe" Raj said
"That's ok" said Harold "nobody ever notices!"
"What do you mean you sneak into peoples bed every night!?" Raj asked with disbelief
"Maaybe" Harold replied avoiding eye contact, with that said the last final thread of rajs patience snapped grabbing the nearest object next to him
"that is it!!" he screamed hefting the object in his hands like a club" I am going to kill you!!" but before Raj pounced like a tiger that he wasn't Lazlo jumped in between them "Raj stop!" he demanded, Raj reluctantly obeyed ".. Now put clam down..." grumbling Raj put the poor albino pygmy rhino down "... You know you can't attack Harold!"
"And why is that?!" Raj asked furiously
"Because Raj..." Lazlo replied "... Deep, deep, deep, deeeeep down you really care about Harold!"
"Oh gosh!" exclaimed Harold blushing
"What!!" Raj exclaimed "I don't care about Harold!! I don't care if he jumps off a great big cliff naked with a rock tied to his head!"
"Raj Raj Raj Raj raaj" Lazlo sighed while shaking his head" if you truly didn't care about Harold, then why did you just imagine him naked?"
"Love!" agreed clam
"I did not imagine him naked!!" Raj stuttered heatedly, but no matter how he argued his friends and Harold looked at him with disbelief, growling Raj stepped forward to face Harold "do you know how much I love you Harold?" Raj said in a syrupy sweet tone
"Uh not really" Harold answered blushing, Raj drew back his fist "this much!" he growled and punched Harold in the stomach, now Raj wasn't strong at all he just didn't have the upper body strength, his kicks you had to watch out for, but his punches, no more stronger than a gust of wind, but its lucky that he was hitting a bean scout! Harold fell to the ground with a thud clutching his stomach "ooh ma stomach" Harold moaned, Raj reached out ready to brandish clam against Harold when Lazlo screamed with dismay "Raj stop! You can't hit Harold"
"Why? Because I love him?!" Raj asked madly
"Because Harold is a bean scout!" Lazlo answered, ignoring him Raj grabbed clam and took a step forward "and he's the only walrus in camp!" Raj started to hesitate "he's the only walrus named Harold in camp! Raj please" Lazlo pleaded, Raj frowned and dropped clam to the floor "what are you saying?!" Raj asked flailing his arms crazily "that he's an endangered scout or something!?" a grin spread on Lazlo's face
"Exactly!" he replied, and that was how the Endangered Harold Protection Agency started