Ugandantenno: Hello everyone! Thank you for reading this remake. I was extremely disappointed in the mess of a fanfiction I made that was the original one. But anyway, welcome to a Play on Baa Baa Black Sheep. The remake! Welcome to my story.

*Two guns clicks next to my head*

HispsterinaFlannel: Don't forget who helped you make it this far,

Lolitafreak88: If you don't wanna die…

Ugandantenno: *Sweats profusely* Y-yeah, and I never could have done it without the help of my fellow authors, Hipster and Lolita

HispsterinaFlannel and LolitaFreak88: *Holsters their guns*

Ugandantenno: Anyway, happy tree friends or its characters don't belong to us, only the story. Also, there's a special guest appearance here, you can come out now.

Axel: Ha! You thought it was gonna be an original happy tree friends character, but it was I, Axel!

HispsterinaFlannel and LolitaFreak88: Oh hell no!

Note: Everyone is an anthro here.

Chapter 1: Prologue

In a certain school in a certain town with a certain name, there were two six-year old tree friends, Sniffles was riding a bus, along with his only friend Lammy. The curly white haired girl sat next to him on the bus, they were going on a field trip to a national park.

"Wow! The park looks so great!" Lammy said, pressing her face to the window glass. Sniffles was too engrossed with a story book, too engrossed into the plot of the book he was reading to even care about the park. "Ugh, Sniffleth, why don't you thtop reading and enjoy the trip. We're not in thchool!" said the white haired girl.

The anteater raised his eyes sheepishly, "But I'm just getting to the good part Lammy" whined Sniffles. Lammy rolled her eyes, snatching the book from him, Sniffles tried to steal it back from her but she held it too high for him to reach. "Give it back Lammy!" cried Sniffles, wanting to know what happens next. "I'll give it back after we thpend time playing in the park." Teased Lammy. "F-fine, but you better" agreed Sniffles anxiously.

A blue dear woman announced their arrival, prompting the other children to come out of the bus, Lammy stuck her tongue out at Sniffles, running out of the bus with Sniffles chasing her out. A greyish looking wolf looked at the pair, thinking of a good way to spend his time on this trip, and he knew just what to do. With a grin that showed that he was up to no good, he came down to the bus with the others, biding his time to mess with the two.

Lammy spent the majority of the time in the park teasing Sniffles with the book, with him trying to chase her down with it. Sniffles did everything Lammy wanted to play with him, they played tag, hide-and-seek, and even pretend soldiers, leaving Sniffles exhausted. "C-come on Lammy, just give me my book back. I won't even read it I promise!" said Sniffles with desperation to get the book back.

Lammy thought about it, putting the book behind her back. "Hmmm, I don't know. I might want to do thomething elthe." Wondered Lammy. "Please Lammy" Sniffles begged. Lammy got an idea and playfully snickered at him. Oh no, what was she going to get him to do next thought Sniffles. "Ok, I'll give it to you now" said Lammy, Sniffles slowly made a grab for the book, until Lammy snatched it away again. "But only if you give me a kith" Lammy innocently said.

"Ewww, I don't want to get any of your cooties!" said Sniffles. Lammy frowned and turned around "Okay, I guess you won't be having your book back then" said Lammy, walking away with the book in hand. "W-wait! I'll do it, please!" exclaimed Sniffles with an arm outstretched to her. "Okay, but on what condition, it thould be on my lipth!" said Lammy. Sniffles blushed, not saying anything but was hesitant to do Lammy 's bidding but he wanted his book back. He slowly leaned to her, his trunk outstretched to her lips, with her mimicking his action.

Their lips touched, both of the young toddlers seeming to feel time stop for them. Unfortunately Lammy felt someone steal the book from her hands, Lammy broke the kiss, surprised by the sudden theft of the mystery thief. It was Axel, holding the book that he had just gotten. "Grandma and Sniffles sitting on the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" teased the young and foolish wolf. "Give that back Axel! That'th Sniffleth book!" said Lammy, chasing Axel. "L-Lammy, w-wait!" Sniffles chased Lammy, worried Axel might get her hurt.

Lammy chased Axel all the way to the bridge, the both of them having run out of breath with Sniffles catching his breath way further back. Axel, wanting to have the last laugh, held the book over the lake, holding it hostage. "Wait! Don't!" Lammy used all the strength she had to charge at Axel and make a grab for the book but it was too late. Axel dropped it before she can get it, plunging it to the bottom of the lake. Lammy saw it just in time before it disappeared to its depths.

Lammy grew angry at Axel and started beating her hands at his face. "Y-you jerk!" she shouted at him. Axel fought back, pushing her and making her fall down and scrape her knees and elbows. Sniffles, having caught his breath saw his best friend get knocked over by his classmate, started running over to Axel, not to help Lammy but to finally fight back for months of bullying received from him. Sniffles jumped on Axel's back, holding his neck in a choke hold with his scrawny arms.

Sniffles may not have been strong, but it was enough to cut off Axel's supply of oxygen. "Grrr! Get off of me" Axel flailed his body around, trying to get the anteater off of him. Turning around as fast as he can, he succeeded in getting Sniffles off of him, with Sniffles directly falling to the depths of the lake.

"Th-Thniffleth!" shouted Lammy, she was ready to dive after Sniffles who did not know how to swim. Before she can do so, someone grabbed her arm. "There you are! Where did you and Sniffles go!" said the deer woman, clearly angry at the two for sneaking off without her consent. "Thniffleth ith drowning" panicked Lammy, pointing at Sniffles.

"Oh my God!" said the shocked moose, immediately crouching down to try to grab Sniffles' writhing hands. Thankfully her hands were long enough to take one of his hands and pull him out. Once he had made it to dry land, he coughed up water and shivered, the moose woman rubbed his back to provide some comfort for the anteater.

"I told you all to be careful and not to go too far!" said the woriried moose. "It wathn't our fault it wath…" Lammy pointed at nothing, Axel was completely gone from the scene. "Who did it Lammy?" asked the moose. "I-it wath Axel" said Lammy, not sure if the teacher would even believe her.

A day later…

When Sniffles' parents were informed of what happened, they immediately went to the principal's office. "What do you mean there's nothing you can do?!" said Sniffles' dad furiously. Both anteaters were not satisfied with the principal's (a hippo) apparent answer. "It's not that simple, there's simply too many complications with the situation. First, your son and his friend went to areas off-limits to the whole class. Secondly, Lammy told us that Axel was the one who pushed Sniffles over the bridge. Thridly, Axel seemed to have bruises from your son's assault."

Sniffles' mother immediately stood up from her seat "That is an outrage! We never raised Sniffles to hit another person. Maybe it's Axel's parents that need to be questioned here!" shouted Sniffles' mother. Both principal and Sniffles' dad were surprised by the mother's rage. The mother realized what she had done and sat down again, calming herself down first. "I'm sorry, that was rude of me. But Sniffles is a good boy, he would never hit anybody." Said Sniffles' mother.

"I understand" said the principal. "But you won't do anything" it wasn't a question, it was a statement from Sniffles' dad. "I'm afraid so. I am sorry" said the hippo. "Fine, we'll be leaving then" said Sniffles' dad followed by his wife out of the office. "Tom, you can't be serious. We're just going to let this slide?" said Jane, his wife. "No… we're moving away from here" Tom said. "W-wait, we're moving? Why should we? Can't we just find some way for the school to punish his bully?" asked Jane, Tom sighed. "This is the most convenient way right now. I recently got a promotion at work, meaning I'll have to go to work earlier. Sniffles was bound to move to a new school, this happening just made it happen sooner. This was supposed to be a surprise but…" Tom couldn't say anything, knowing that Sniffles would be heartbroken to leave Lammy and all his friends behind. "I-I'll tell all our friends" said Jane, bringing her phone out but was stopped by Tom's hand.

"They don't need to know" said Tom "What about the school" asked Jane, "Including them, let them keep the money. We don't need a school that tolerates bullies" said Tom.

A few days later…

Sniffles had packed exactly what his parents told him, which was basically everything he had and putting it into the car. He looked to his parents who were packing their own things and asked "Can Lammy come with us?" asked the small anteater. They looked at each other in understanding and Tom said "No, she can't come with us" said Tom. "Oh boy, another trip! I bet Lammy is going to be so jealous when we I come back to tell her everything I see"

When Lammy noticed that Sniffles didn't come back for a long time in school, she asked each classmate what happened to him. Each classmate just shrugged, even the teachers had no idea why Sniffles had not been attending class lately. Lammy eventually found out that he left. When she did, she blamed herself for everything, if she hadn't taken Sniffles' book, if she hadn't made him do everything she wanted, if she never took him too far from his classmates, then he would still be here.

When Sniffles and his parents got inside the car, with all their things packed, he asked them "Where we are going" and all they gave him was "To a better place" which was happy tree town. Lammy would spend the next few years blaming herself for what happened to Sniffles and him moving away, and Sniffles himself would one day forget Lammy, and adjusting to his new life, with a new school with new friends…

Until…