Ok so todaY we will be learning how to sing like marrya Corey in the house. Basically, wot you want to do first is go to the bank and make a deposit. Take out around $5-9000 (however much plastic surgery would cost). Now go to your nearest pediatrist/jerryetrition and beg them to give you free plastic surgery to have fa- REAL, REAL! TOTALLY REAL ACTUAL BOOBZ THAT ARE ALSO BLACK (these are essential, because when you start singing just like mariah carri, you will have to use them to lure your future fanboys into a closet and then eat them. Being a singer is very hard work, and does NOT pay (only 2 singers have been able to get rich off music: lil pump, worth 4billion, and Matty B). This is the only way to get a quick meal somewhere around these parts.)
Then what you want to do is go to the nearest police department and arrest the re- FAKE. TOTALLY FAKE, mariah carey. Then, when the deed is done, when nobody is looking, out on your marriage Carey skin mask and wig and go out on stage and SIN. Everyone will love you and you will be able to eat EVERYONE (luckily, fans of marriah Carrey are cultists and will WILLINGLY sacrifice their physical bodies and life so she can eat for another day. Her fan base is slowly withering.) so yeah, that's how to sing like Mc.
Bonus scene: no marriag cray have been eaten during the demonstration; you see, the skin mask was carved out of her identical twin brother, XXXtentacleboy666_xX