So once upon time, 1 thing pop up in his damn hed
„Kaede's boobies re so kul, i wanna fap" So Kiibo like the robot usually does – was fapping to the pic of Kaede's THOSE TITS YO like Shinji fapping to a girl in coma (Asuka . ) 3 dots
BUT THEN
Kaede was opening the door and Kiibo with speed of sonic cleaned all the yogurt on the floor and hide his dick, which he doesn't have because he be the robo boiii
„GOTTA GO FAT- I mean FAST LIKE A SONIC GO GOG" - he screamed like freak Nagito talkin about hope bagles
„Kiibo the hell yu doin" - Kaede said staring at Keebo
„Oh sorry, i just ate the yogurt and it felt like 'oh ye man, you wanna eat me? Fuk you' so i am cleanin it up, would ya help me?" Kiibo asked meanwhile Amami watching the entire scene put the song 'Careless Whisper' by George Michael.
„OK, 3 dots." She claimed.
While cleaning thi-
„This smells different-"
„Just clean it woman." - Kiibo said before Kaede could end her sentence (poor Kaede ugu)
All right, so WHILE CLEANING THIS BECAUSE KADEAD DID NOT LET ME TO END MY SNETENCEW
„Hey, did you hear that meme, Kiibo?" - Kaede asked….
„3 dots, 3 dots, SO MANY DOTS" - Kiibo screamed loud pretending to be Asianmaru (i guess?)
„Get in the fuckin robot, Kaede." - she claimed
So cause Kiibo was fapping and he be horny he jumped on Kaede's boobies
„Wait wha-" she was about to scream…
but she could not
because she is the part of Illuminatious so she is a bakabaka not kawaii desu oniicahn.
So they make out.
Really.
Hard.
Like monkeys.
BUT THEN
„Some… BODY ONCE TOLD ME-" Saihara-senpai went into the room like japanese ninja
and he saw
the nightmare
„H-Hye, Saihara-kun" - Kadead greetied Shucihi like always
„Woohooo" - Kiibo screamed like a little biatch, because he is uke, so he needs to be the bottom
if yu know wha i am sayin :^)
„Excuse me whut is this…" - Shuichi did not know what is going on. He could not find any words to describe that situation. He remembered this remember like yesterday.
So he killed Kiibo.
The body has been discovered later.
He fucke dup, so bad.
R.I.P. Saihara Shuichi 2016-2016. (Damn, eh didn't even live a year, por dude)