DISCLAMER: I don't own Kirby, Pommy (a character from Bomberman, if you don't know), or Ganondorf. Kirby and Ganondorf are owned by Nintendo, and Pommy is owned by Hudson. I DO, however, own James...who is me.

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(Phone Rings)

Kirby: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! EVIL PHONE RING OF DOOOM!!! O_o (Picks up phone) ¿Hola?

Telemarketer: Hola, como estas? ¿Quiere usted comprar muchas cosas?

Kirby: ... umm.. yes!

(Pommy runs in yelling and screaming)

Pommy: WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING, LEAVING ME IN THE FREEZER LIKE THAT!?!?!

Telemarketer: (gets excited and jumps up and down) YAY!!! My first sale!!!! (accidentily stomps on phone)

Kirby: .. right.. (hangs up)

Pommy: (runs over Kirby and bumps into wall)

Kirby: OW!! ¿Qué are you doing, caca rosada?

Pommy: What? No hablo español.

Kirby: I called you pink crap.

Pommy: Hey! You're pink crap too!!!! Myu!

Kirby: How dare you "myu" upon my presents!!!!

Pommy: What presents? Is it Christmas???!!!??? I asked Santa for a pony and a new gameboy!!! Bomberman blew mine up...the gameboy that is...

(Ganondork enters)

Ganondork: What's all this yelling?!?! Yaj blu wa en?

Kirby: What are you talking about...?

Ganondork: Don't you speak Ganondorkian?

Pommy: I think you need a bath... (ears come down and cover nose..which he doesn't have...)

Ganondork: I'll teach you!!!

(10 years pass)

Ganondork: Well, that's it!

(his face melts into a puddle, revealing a mechanical contraption)

Kirby: What's that thing?

Pommy: I dunno.. Let's break it!

Kirby: Sounds good. I'll suck it up...suck, suck, suck...

Pommy: I guess it's too heavy. (burns it into pile of rubbish) Try now.

Kirby: suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck......

(Meta Knight enters)

Meta Knight: What's that sound?

Kirby: ......suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck......

Pommy: I think Kirby's gone mad. Maybe we should take him to one of those mental places...

MK: Sounds good...

Kirby: ......suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck......

(James enters)

James: What's that pink vacuum?

Kirby: ......suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck......

James: ......suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck......

MK: I think I'm going to leave...

(Meta Knight leaves)

Pommy: Wait for me!!!!!!

(Pommy runs to catch up with Meta Knight)

Kirby: ......suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck......

James: ......suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck......

(They suck for all eternity...but what about Ganondork?)

Ganondork: ......suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck......

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