The Last of the Summer Whine Ch. 1
By Goldenrod Lockhart
Me: (Sighs) let's try this AGAIN! FINE! I'LL do the stupid STORY mode! Actually, I think I'll be able to have PERKS doing this. Anyway, this is a fanficcy of my favorite Britcom, "The Last of the Summer Wine". I hope you'll enjoy this story (I liked it BETTER in SCRIPT mode!). Oh and people who believes in Keeping the long running britcom as is would NOT want to read this as you'll find out in later chapters (Heh heh heeeh..). So here it is, NOW in story format, "The Last of the Summer Whine".
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The picture fades in on a BEAUTIFUL Landscape as the familier soothing tune starts to play. The title appears: "The Last of the Summer Whine" as the camera pans back to reveal two men standing on a hill. The title stays on screen and after a while, The tallest of the men, Truly Truelove, Notices this.
"Say Cleggy?" He asked the other man.
"Mmhm." Clegg replied.
"Why hasn't the opening credits Dissappeared yet" Asked Truly. Clegg looked back at us.
"Opening credits? What do you mean?" Clegg asked.
"You mean you don't know! At the beggining of every episode, Words will appear and they haven't gone away. I see they've also made a mistake. They spelt Wine 'Whine'." Truly stated. They both looked back at us. Clegg looked at Truly.
"I don't see ANYthing, Truly." He said.
"It's right there! I can see it!" Said Truly a little fustrated. How can he be the only one to see it when it's right there in front of his face? They looked back again at the still showing title. "Don't you see it!" Clegg Looked at Truly with a rather concered look on his face.
"Don't worry. You'll still make it through life." He said as he patted Truly on the shoulder. Truly Got really annoyed at this.
"DON'T touch me!" He said pushing Clegg off. "I know you can see it! You're just playing with me!"
"Actually, I thought it was the other way round." Clegg replied rather deadpan. A chorus of Laughter from what sound like a large group of people rang out. They stood there as the title finally dissappeared much to the relief of Truly. After a while, Clegg looked at Truly. "Did you just hear that? It sounded like LAUGHTER!" Truly jumped and pointed at Clegg.
"AHA! So I wasn't the ONLY one!" He bragged.
"No. I've been hearing that laughing for how knows HOW long. I've gotten used to it though." Said Clegg. He then looked frightened. "I think I'm catching what YOU have!" He said panicing. Truly's face visibally turned red.
"Clegg?"
"What?"
"Turn around please." Clegg curiously turned around to face the scenary.
"What's this about?" He asked. Truly Took his foot and pushed Clegg down over the hill and a splash was heard. Amid More laughter, Truly said "Humph!" and walked off. The Camera panned upwards as the music came to a close. The screen Fades out.
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Me: Wel, folks. There ya go! The teaser Chapter of the fic that never was. Hopefully I'm spared grief since it's in story mode. Please Review. See you later.