Narrator:(worried)heheh HI!!! Friends!

(Yet another dumb day at hyrule)

Skull kid:HEY! Look at my awesome new Halloween mask

Link:I ALREADY HAD TO RIP THAT POSSESED MASK OFF YOUR HEAD!!! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!

Skull Kid:Nah Nah COME GET ME L-O-S-E-R!!!

(skull kid starts running around the walls)

Link:HOW much candy did that kid have!!!

Skull kid: NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!!!!

(link starts running around the wall too)

Zelda: (whispering to saria) and he asks US how much candy skull kid had.

Saria: (giggles with zelda)

Ganondorf: LINK!!!! DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU AGAIN!!!

Link:YOU KILL ME??? I KILLED YOU!!

Mido: AND I KILLED ZELDA!!! FOR CANDY!!!

KOM:And I.... Awww shoot I never killed anybody!!(((

Z-gang:Well, lets teach you how to!

Z-gang:O.K. first pick what you wanna kill!

(Kingofoldmen takes knife and aims it at Skull Kid on the wall)

All: GOOD CHOICE!!!

(then kingofoldmen aims at mido)

All:EVEN BETTER CHOICE

(back to skull kid)

All: JUST DO IT!! (kills skull kid)

kOM: FUN!!!!!

(kills ganondorf)

KOM:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Kills ruto naburoo and saria)

KOM: IM GLAD YOU GUYS TOUGHT ME HOW TO DO THIS!!!

(Kills all of the Z-gang)

KOM: IM A LUNITIC YAYYYY WHAT A LOOOOSER I AM!!!

KOM:so, guys what do you wanna do???

(no reply)

KOM: COOOOOL!!!! THERE DEAD!!!

(all Z-gang get up)(all bow)

(applause)

KOM: how SHORT was that??? Huh???? HOW SHORT HUH????