Demon-master: Yo, yo, yo! The ALMIGHTY, INVINCIBLE, ROBUST, MIGHTY, GRAND AND PRODIGIOUS TRIO IS BACK!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! [thunder and lightning crashed] [tidal waves splashed about below DM's cliff] Does anyone miss moi???!!!! Huh, huh, huh?????? XD XD
Both muses: .........[veins popping]
Demon-master: ???? What?
Both muses: .........[more veins popping]
Demon-master: ???? O......k.......what's with the cold shoulder, guys?
Kirei: [left eye starts twitching] Hmmm, let me see. Oh yes. Fuyuki and I happen to know this someone, and this someone just so happens to leave her HxH fic incomplete for.....I don't know.....3 YEARS AND MORE????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuyuki: [sweatdrops] ........I'm NOT going to help this time. DM, keep this up, and your readers will be plotting murder for your UNFINISHED fics. I know your HxH readers already are.
Demon-master: Ok, ok, I admit, I have left my HxH fic collecting electronic dust for a few years-
Kirei: 3 YEARS!!!!!!! 3 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 STINKIN' YEARS!!!!!!!! [blows a fuse]
Demon-master: FINE!!!!! GOMEN NASAI!!!!!! Ever try 2 keep your piano exam and 'A' Levels in tip-top shape???!!! It ain't easy, you know. But I promise, I'll dedicate my holiday time 2 writing fics for the world!!! NYA!!!! =3....so let's forgive and forget, ok???
Both muses: ........[suspicious side-glance]
Demon-master: ........onegai?????? [put on the ever irresistible puppy dog eyes] I didn't trash my HxH fic!!!!!
Both muses: ......hai.
Fuyuki: But only because you've begin writing again.....after a long, LONG time....AND because you aren't trashing your HxH fic......[mumbles] even though you've started up another fic.........[sighs]
Demon-master: UNYAA!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD THANX A BUNCH, MY BELOVED MUSES!!!!!! [glomps muses] I have a good feeling about this fic!!!! I'm definitely gonna get LOTS an LOTS of reviews!!!!!......I hope.
Kirei: [feels a migraine coming on] DM doesn't own the characters in Saint Seiya, so you can't sue her. Or us. She's not trying to make money out of the fics she wrote either. Should this fic resemble any other fics, it's purely coincidental. Can we start the fic NOW????!!!!!!! You still owe about 10 people the next few chapters of your HxH fic!!!!!!!!
Demon-master: All done? [smiles ever so innocently]
Kirei: [resentfully] .....hai.
Demon-master: Ow, cranky, aren't you Kirei? Someone needs a nappy-nap. [snickers]
Kirei: [glares sharp and pointy objects at DM]
Demon-master: [chooses to ignore] OK then, let's get this story on the road!!!! NYA!!!! =3
Italics to note:
So and so...... - talking
(So and so......) - thinking
[So and so......] - actions
COSPLAY'S ON!!!!!
By: Demon-master
Have you ever wonder what will our beloved Saints' dress up as for a cosplay event? Well here's your chance to know as our pitiful, but loveable saints get interviewed by yours truly!!! NYA!!!! =3
Demon-master: Welcome to the big show, The Demon-master show, where yours truly chits and some of the most sought after characters in various popular anime chat!! [grins] Today, our guest stars will be those hunkalicious boys of Saint Seiya-
Random rabid fangirls in the audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabid fangirl #1: HYOGA-SAMA, MARRY ME!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! [swoons]
Rabid fangirl #2: SHUN, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! [waves a "I 'heart' Shun!!!" flag]
Rabid fangirl #3: SHIRYU-SAMA, YOU ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!! [drools]
Rabid fangirl #4: KYAAAAA!!!!!!!! CAMUS!!!!!!! MILO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAA!!!!!! [passes out stone dead]
Demon-master: ......ok, no thanks to the rude interruptions of some rabid fangirls somewhere out there in the audience. (Note to self: hire some bouncers to keep those pesky fangirls in check.) [cough]
As I was saying, Saint Seiya's one of the more popular anime in anime history, top off with cute boys who can kick some serious butt! Our topic for today is on cosplay. I trust you people in the audience, particularly the fangirls of certain characters in Saint Seiya, to be very curious about what what they'll dress up as for a cosplay event, no?
Random rabid fangirls in the audience: [scream to high heaven]
Demon-master: ......uh-huh, sure. [massages throbbing head] Our first guest is someone every fan of Saint Seiya will know. I think the title of the anime pretty much speaks for itself, ne? And now, people please put your hands together for our protagonist of Saint Seiya, Seiya himself!!!!! [claps]
Audience: [claps]
Rabid fangirls of Seiya in the audience: KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! SEIYA!!!!!!!!!!! [scream at the top of their lungs]
[Out comes Seiya from behind the curtains, waving at the audience, grinning, and basically just keeping it real. Some fangirls couldn't take the knowledge of meeting their idol face-to-face and fainted.]
Demon-master: What's up, Seiya? [grins]
Seiya: Hey, Demon-master! I must say, it's really cool to be on your show!
Demon-master: Thanks! How are you today?
Seiya: Pretty good, pretty good, DM. [grins some more]
Demon-master: Ok, Seiya, we are all really pumped to know what will you dress up as for a cosplay event?
Seiya: What I'll dress up as for a cosplay event, huh? Hmm...well, I don't have many choices, but I guess -
Demon-master: EXCLUDING your Pegasus Cloth, Seiya.
Seiya: .....How did you know I was going to say that? ....... Chotto matte, ARE YOU A MINION OF HADES??????!!!!!!!!! [fires up his cosmo]
Demon-master: Trust me, Seiya, I'm no minion of anybody. You are just very predictable, that's all. And really, you've gotta keep that brashness in check, my friend. Your brothers aren't going to be very thrilled to know that you've mangled the hostess in a fit of paranoia. [smiles eerily] And Hyoga isn't here to restrain you either.
Seiya: [cosmo wanes] All right. Gomen. [blushes and puts hand behind head] It's just that the Hades incident still sorta gets to me. [laughs sheepishly]
Demon-master: Oh, yes Seiya. We feel for you, buddy. [pats Seiya on the shoulder]
Seiya: Domo. Oh yea, what I'll go as for a cosplay event, you say? Well.......[thinks]
[5 minutes went by...]
Demon-master: Give Seiya some more time, ne people? You know that thinking isn't his forte.
[10 minutes went by...]
Demon-master: [getting a little restless] Ok, Seiya, anything coming into mind yet?
Seiya: .....no......[thinks harder] ......I want something.....out of the box.......
[Someone behind the curtain gasps.]
[A voice floats out from behind the curtains that sounds suspiciously like: "Since when does Seiya knows such a deep idiom?"]
[Another voice pipes up: "Onii-san, please don't bad-mouth Seiya behind his back...."]
[15 minutes ticked by...]
Demon-master: [Popping popcorn to pass the time] La la la laa....dee do da dee......
Seiya: I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!
Demon-master: [half-heartedly] Excellent, Seiya! [pops some popcorn into mouth] So, what will you dress up as?
Seiya: Check this!!! This is what I call creative. Well, you know my name, Seiya, means "Star arrow", right?
Demon-master: (I think I see where this is going.....although I hope I'm wrong...) Mm-hmm. Yes. And?
Seiya: Well, the way I see it, I have 2 options to choose from:-
1) I dress up as a star, complete with a bow and arrow.
2) I dress up as an arrow, but with a star for the tip.
What do you think, DM?! Pretty cool, huh?
[A pause.]
[A questioning look from DM.]
[A raised eye-brow.]
[Someone behind the curtains is wheezing from laughing too much.]
Demon-master: (.....ok, so I didn't guess wrong...) Er, gee Seiya, that's er...really...original.....but er, could you er.....come up with something a little less....er.....how do you say......childish?
[Someone #2 has joined someone #1 in silent wheezing and laughter behind the curtains.]
[The voice from earlier on speaks up from behind the curtains: "If that's what Seiya calls 'creative', then I don't know what is 'dumb' according to him."]
Seiya: Aw! [pouts] But I really think it's a creative idea!
[The same voice mumbles something that sounds something like: "Just when you think Seiya couldn't be any denser, he is."]
[Another voice replied exasperatedly: "Onii-san...."]
Demon-master: (I guess it's true when they say too much thinking is bad for your health.... ) Eh-heh, Seiya, you really shouldn't think so much. All that thinking has resulted in your needless burning of extra calories.
Seiya: [raises eyebrow] You think so?
Demon-master: (Duh. There's proof right in front of me.) But of course, pal! You should save the energy to kick some bad guy butt. [grins]
Seiya: O......k. But then, I'm back to square one again......I'll try to think some more... [grins sheepishly]
Demon-master: (No kidding.) [raises eyebrow]
[5 minutes ticked by...]
Demon-master: [brings out a cow & starts milking it.] la la laa ...do dum dee do....
[10 minutes crawled by...]
Demon-master: [sips at freshly-squeezed milk] Eh-heh, Seiya, getting any inspiration?
Seiya:.............nope...........still thinking...........
Demon-master: [lets out an annoyed sigh] Tell you what, why don't you go as a jester?
[A resounding pause.]
Seiya: .....What was that again? [gawking]
Demon-master: Well, think about it. You are the hyper one among your brothers, not to mention your "talk first, think later" tendency. You even called Saori's grandfather.....what was it again? Oh yea. [snickers] I think it's "that bearded old man". AND you like to joke around. A LOT. Wouldn't that fit the criteria of going as a jester? [smiles ever so innocently]
[The gruff voice from before behind the curtains agreed: "Indeed, he'll definitely make a VERY good jester."]
[Another voice rubbed in: "Ikki........do you mind laying OFF Seiya for just ONE moment?"]
[Ikki: "What? I'm simply stating facts, Shiryu."]
[Shiryu: "........."]
Seiya: (I heard THAT, Ikki! Wait till I get my hands on you, you sorry excuse for a roast turkey!! By then, you'll be worse than tenderised!!!!) [gratingly] You know what DM? I have a better idea. How about I dress YOU up as a knuckle sandwich? [cosmo rising dangerously]
Demon-master: [alarmed] OK!!! OK!!! I take it back!!!!
Seiya: [grins] That's better. Now let me get back to thinking...
Demon-master: (Note to self: NEVER get onto a brash Pegasus' bad side. He's even scarier than Shun and Hades and Heero's glare-o-death combined...)
[25 minutes snailed by...]
Demon-master: [is getting impatient, and ready to blow her top any minute.] .......
Seiya: YATTA!!!!! [grin threatens to split face] I'VE GOT IT!!!!!! THIS TIME I''VE REALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!
Demon-master: [sarcastically] Whoopee....do pray tell.
Seiya: Well, I was thinking. Since I play the guitar and all, how about I go as a legendary guitar player?!
Demon-master: [ears perk up] Hmm, I think you're onto something here. And who do you have in mind?
Seiya: Well, I know some REALLY cool guitarists like [begins ticking fingers off] Jimmy Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, Jerry Garcia -
Demon-master: OK!! OK!!! We get the picture already!!!!! [waves arms frantically] So you are saying you'll be going as either one of the guitarists you've just named, or had in mind?
Seiya: Hai!!......But now I have another idea. How about going as a legendary gymnast? [grins]
Demon-master: Ah, yes. I see what you mean. After all, you are the fastest and the most agile Saint among Saints, right?
Seiya: Yep!! [puffs up chest] And I pride myself for my speed and agility!!!
[More fangirls from the audience proceed to swoon.]
Demon-master: Ha ha, indeed!!! [claps hands with glee] So who do you have in mind?
Seiya: Hmm, well, there's [begins ticking fingers off] Jason Gatson, and there's -
Demon-master: Yes, yes, Seiya, we get it already.
Seiya: [grins] And hey, want to see me twist my body into a pretzel? [proceeds to demonstrate]
Demon-master: [is highly disturbed with the word "pretzel"] Er....no thanks. We know your skills are very impressive without you having to show us.
Seiya: [shrugs] Ok then. Your loss.
Demon-master: So it'll either be a legendary guitarist, or a legendary gymnast, right?
Seiya: You got it, DM! [laughs]
Demon-master: [smirks] But then again, I guess you can always go as a girl when all else fails, ne?
[A pause so long, one could hear a plant grow.]
Seiya: [eyes bulging] Say what?
Demon-master: [smirk twitchs into an evil grin] Well, think about it. You are the fastest and most agile saint, right? In fact, your speed level is so high, it puts even the fastest track runner and the most agile gymnast in the world to shame, no? That kinda makes you...I don't know...sorta "feminine" since speed usually pertains to women? Besides, if I'm not mistaken, at certain points of the anime, I could've sworn your waistline's even thinner than Shun's, not to mention slender.
Seiya: [sputters] [opens mouth to argue, but no sound came out]
Demon-master: And to add things up, YOU are the youngest AND the shortest Saint among your brothers and other Saints, aren't you? [grins like a deranged monkey]
Random rabid fangirls of Seiya in the audience: KYA!!!!!!!! SEIYA-SAMA WILL LOOK SO CUTE IN A DRESS!!!!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seiya: [blanched]
Demon-master: [lets out her constrained laughter, doubling over with the pain of it all.] M-M-My point e-exact-exactly!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!
[Several guffaws and restrained chuckles can be heard very distinctively behind the curtains.]
Demon-master: Aha... Haha... Ha... But Seiya, don't you think it's hilari - Seiya?
Seiya: [cosmo intensifying at a rapid pace] DM!!! KONO YAROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [veins start popping]
Demon-master: Er....OK!!!! THAT"S ALL FOR OUR SHOW TODAY!!!!! REMEMBER TO STAY TUNE TO THE NEXT EPISODE OF The Demon-master Show, WHERE WE CHIT AND OUR GUEST STARS CHAT!!!!! [scurries out of sight]
Seiya: PEGASUS RYUU SEI KEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[That day, Seiya's Pegasus Ryuu Sei Ken left a VERY big and strong impression on the studio, and I don't mean the good kind of impression.]
(The morale for today's interview: NEVER piss off a Pegasus, or anything related to a horse, or flying objects for that matter.)
Kirei: Ok. THAT was cruel beyond belief. [glowers]
Demon-master: Nani?
Fuyuki: What do you think?! Leaving your first interview hanging like that!
Demon-master: ......Let me get this straight, you want MOI to continue with the interview with the Dragon Saint when Seiya's a walking time-bomb? AND has just demolished my studio?
Fuyuki: Er....ok, you got a point there.
Kirei: But that STILL does not give you an excuse to throw this fic aside, like your HxH fic. You start one, you FINISH IT!!!!!!!
Demon-master: [blinks innocently] Oh? Did I leave this fic in a cliff hanger?
Kirei: Stop playing innocent with me. You are anything BUT that!!! AND YES, YOU DID!!!!!!! [blows a fuse]
Fuyuki: Please, Kirei, your blood pressure. Sure, you may be a few centuries years old, but still.....
Demon-master: Please review this story...er, interview, people!!!!! Onegai!!!! And remember, if you must, flame the fic, not the author! NYA!!!! =3
Fuyuki: Speaking of Seiya, where is he?
Demon-master: Probably out with his brothers or something...
[Meanwhile, Seiya and Ikki are snarling at each other, Shun is trying to pacify them, Hyoga is restraining Seiya with all his might and Shiryu's wondering what he's going to dress up as for a cosplay event in the next interview......]
[Somewhere in the Temples of the Sanctuary, the Gold saints are wondering when it will be their turn to get interviewed.]